Mark's nose wrinkled. Underage lesbian sex was still underage sex, wasn't it? Wasn't that illegal? Not that Maureen was exactly queen of following the law and all, but still. Despite everything, he did still consider Maureen a friend, though, so he simply shrugged. "You know her. Anything that's hot enough is fair game." Well. And then him. Because there was no way Mark Cohen considered himself 'hot', especially not for someone as dynamic as Maureen.
Green, though... Now that was funny. "Wait. Maureen has a twin person, too? And she's green? Like, Kermit the Frog green?" He tried to hide it. Honestly, he did. And he was doing really well. But it didn't last. Mark burst out laughing. "Bet that took the ego down a notch. Wish I could've been there to see her see that one!"
Though then he considered the fact that he'd been sleeping with someone who looked like someone green. And really, that just made his nose wrinkle all over again.