It was quite an understatement to say that Jennifer wasn't book smart. She picked up on things, but school had never been her strongest point and she missed a lot of obvious statements. And by a lot, it usually meant most of them. If Kael thought he had an headache now, wait until he stuck around for more than a few minutes.
"Um, whoa hold up! You want me to make the rumbly in your tummy go away? Are you going to eat me? I don't mean in the good, sexy, way either. Because I'm not on the menu if you've got to get your cannibalism on, but I can help you find something else to eat. A Big Mac maybe? Unless you need a person, which in that case, you should totally eat that dude right there." She pointed at a guy that had yet to run away, who was watching the pair as he recorded them on his phone.
Yeah, they were going to have to get that phone before this shit ended up on YouTube.
Eying the phoenix that had settled on Kael's shoulder, she took a very deliberate step back to put some distance between them. She wasn't scared, nope, but she wasn't going to make this easy on the elf if they were going to start to get their fight on.