Dislocated shoulder. Ouch. He might not have been a vigilante type, but Xander had certainly endured his fair share of injuries. That was what happened when a normal guy like himself went running around on patrols and faced big bads alongside the Slayer. Of course, on the flip side, fighting with Buffy had also taught him a lot. Not only stuff about actually being able to fight, but real life, personal stuff as well. Monsters might have been a real pain in the ass, but those memories and experiences were worth having. Even if they meant he'd have to walk away from them with some serious ouchies. "Wait, wait, wait. Put it in reverse, back up, and park. What is this about Undercover Bunnies? Please. By all means. Feel free to share that wonderful little experience with your good pal Xander." Not that they were actually good pals, but c'mon. How could anyone bring up something like Undercover Bunny and expect for a guy like Xander Harris not to want all the details? That was like asking a dog not to chase after a cat. It was downright inhumane.
"The crane is probably the best part of the whole job. You get to sit back, relax, and watch as the building goes bye-bye." Personally, Xander chose to pretend that the crane was Godzilla attacking the building, ripping it apart little by little. Not that he would ever actually admit that to anyone, but hey. Xander still enjoyed it. "You have no idea. There's so much crap downtown that needs to be taken care of. You've got abandoned buildings, properties that don't get taken care of, the streets are a mess..." Xander wiped a hand across his brow. "It's a lot of work, even for the amount of guys we have. And we have a lot of guys. Seems like the work we gotta do will always be more than the people we've got to do it. Plus, the nicer parts of the city pay better and happen to be a whole lot more demanding. We get halfway through a job, head up to finish the better paying one, then come back to that same job weeks later and find that some smartasses decided to graffiti up and demolish the work we started on. It's a pain."