"Oh so very very innocent" she teased "There's a responsibility that comes with fake Brangelina celebrity, Sam. We must only use our powers for good, or for funny. And the level of funny is to be determined by the possible gain, and possible loss. In this case the loss of our reservation and apparently nice dinner."
She'd been thinking about it while she'd been drinking her soup. Oddly enough she liked it. The onion was a nice addition.
"I'll try to contain myself, if you do" she added as the cook started to walk toward them along with the waitress indeed carrying water.