"Oh, God." Dean said. Sounding clearly horrified. "Buffy!? What kind of sick joke is this!?" Dean stared at his ... God, he didn't even know what she was and now she was in his brother's body and he was all kind of disturbed and confused. And ---
Wait. Dean did a quick add up of the situation and it was all he could do not to hurl the little he'd eaten the previous night. Sam. Naked. Ruby. Naked. Them. In their bodies. And sex. And sweating. And oh, God! OH GOD! "Oh, God!" Dean said out loud, "I'm going to be sick." However, before he could contemplate the thought of vomit fully, Sam's vo -- Buffy's words caught him. "A mass body switch?" Dean blinked. "That's just fucked up. This is just -- uhh, " His head was hurting and he wanted to be sick, but he made himself think. "Shit. This is worse than the kid thin --" Dean let out another more colorful curse. "I bet you I know who it is." He bit out. The Trickster. He had thought that it had been that son of a bitch for the kid switch but no one had believed him. And now this again? Who else would have the power AND the want to pull it off. Not to mention the fucking bastard had been way too quiet lately.
Dean noticed Buffy's twitch and it was all he could do not to mirror it. Ugh, naked sex and sweat and Sam and EWWWWW!