To Whom It May Concern: You are receiving this letter today because you are the best at what you do. There is simply no other way to put it. This is not a compliment. This is a simple statement of fact. You will quickly find that I do not do compliments. I run a very special programme. We are the first and last lines of defence for the entire world. We are Project Buchanan. You are a supernatural creature with skills that could benefit this organisation, and we need you. We defend humanity from our kindred. This is particularly important today. A war is brewing, one that will tear the supernatural world apart and very likely throw us into sharp relief in human eyes. Our secrecy is nearly at an end, I can feel it—and it will end with a bloody, brutal war, the likes of which the world has never seen. You have been selected for your skill, your experience, and your temperament. The world rests in our hands, and we are in desperate need of your help. Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will be flown to the United Kingdom to meet with our board of directors at the expense of Buchanan. All travel and relocation expenses shall be handled by our organisation. Should you disregard this assignment, we will be in touch. As you may understand, Buchanan is a highly secret organisation and while we doubt that you would go spreading rumours, we must nonetheless guard against loose lips. Questions may be directed to Mycroft Dodderick at 077 5078 7615. He is very surly, but that is fairly normal for a poltergeist who was killed by a stapler.