Sam Winchester! I would like to inform you that Dean and Ruby are holding your precious laptop hostage until you join them in a psl! And Dean is looking at asian porn again, so I suggest you hurry up before he gives it another virus.
And in an unrelated circumstance, Anna & Castiel are planning to do very dirty things in the Impala if Dean doesn't join them for a psl. She's not above making threats. She will defile that car and not even feel bad about it. I wouldn't try to call her bluff.