This morning you flew your broom into a tree. You almost poisoned yourself in Potions. Your best friend is purple, and still can't get rid of that tail. And now all the Quodpot players are out for your blood.
And you thought high school was bad enough.
Welcome to Salem Academy where the school bullies can give you swirlies, stick you in your locker, or even hex you blind. Where your professors can be drilling you in studies one moment and turning into a wolf the next. Where Quaffles explode as a customary part of a game and cheerleaders hide their wands in their pompoms. Welcome to the American Wizarding School.