|shyaway (shyaway) wrote in wallflowering,|
@ 2008-03-18 15:44:00
|Entry tags:||fic: potc - pairing (jack/giselle)|
PotC fic: Beau Nasty and the Bulky Whore (Jack/Giselle, PG, 1/1)
Title: Beau Nasty and the Bulky Whore
Disclaimer: Pirates of the Caribbean and its characters are owned by Disney.
A/N: Written for the insults challenge at the Black Pearl Sails. I've been reading Captain Francis Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a wonderful compilation of some fabulously colourful eighteenth-century slang. So I give you:
"Give us a kiss, Giselle love..."
"Are you going to pay me this time?"
"Payment on results."
"No, you'll tell me to 'look over there!' and run off."
"I solemnly swear I'll never deceive you in such a foul and cunning manner again."
"Mmmm... Not out here, it's too muddy."
"Pay it no mind..."
"Jack, you're getting me dress mucky!"
"Just like the rest of you, darling."
"Well, me dress was clean last week, so give over. You can pay for a room at the Bride, an' some water too, I reckon you've got more tar on you than the ship 'as."
"A room? I thought you were a whore of the bulk."
"Oh, did you? Then find some cheaper company, you skinflint beau-nasty!"
"Ow! Dammit, woman - wait! Giselle! Oh, no. Well. Her misfortune. I am far more beau than nasty."