UNO MAS, RUN! Well, okay, don't run. I promise to make this as long and arduous as possible.
Okay, so this here be KILLIAN KIRKPATRICK:
Strictly neutral Gryffindor 5th Year muggleborn (red alert, red alert) trying desperately to make he and his siblings appear as wizardly and as half-blooded as possible -- and when you're roommates with Oscar, you'll understand why that's so important.
Yes, he actually likes Oscar (despite his many, many, oh my god, many faults) and can be seen defending him on occasion (and then discretely apologizing to everyone for his roommate)
He's the worst muggleborn ever. No, he doesn't keep up with Star Wars films -- despite THIS picture -- or the Spice Girls or the latest garb (though he wouldn't mind learning). He's ransacked his dad's old funk LPs though, so you can bet he'll know who George Clinton and Rick James are.
Still attempting to convince himself that he doesn't like Leah that way.
COMMON KNOWLEDGE: 1) He is currently attempting to learn Chinese for his adopted sister, Maggie. He needs all the help he can get, hint hint. 2) No matter what people say, he's a half-blood. Always has been, always will be, despite the fact that he still gets sickles and knuts mixed up, doesn't know who the hell the people on the chocolate cards are, and sings Soul and Funk music when he's alone. 3) He looks like a Harry Potter gone nerd with a weird surfer tan.
FILL IN THE BLANKS: 1) Just got out/is soon to get out of a relationship with ____________. 2) ___________ (or a few others) know that he's a muggleborn. 3) Secretly likes to dance with [Jillian] to James Brown songs. 4) ___________ & ____________ are secretly onto him for being a muggleborn. 4) Friends and enemies?
edit: And I realize that not many people have my AIM, so here ya go (sah moo rye). I apologize about that!