Lenora Urquhart (notlenora) wrote in vrrpg, @ 2016-11-16 17:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | char: nora urquhart, char: pandora montgomery, location: network, time: 2008 11 |
Network: A product of Boredom
WHO: Lenora and Open
WHAT: Nora is asking the hard hitting questions
WHEN: November 16th
WHERE: Network
WARNINGS: None, currently
PRIVATE/PUBLIC: Public
In my oodles of free time at the register today, I came up with some interesting conundrums. Part of me thought that I should keep them to myself. Who really gives a fuck anyway? But then I remembered I don't care about other's feelings, so here we are.
1. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
2. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
3. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to concerts?
4. What is Satan's last name?
5. Can animals commit suicide?
6. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
7. If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
8. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup
9. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
10. If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
It basically continued like that for another 3 hours.