MM to Greer: Like I'm about to get super weird and possibly never sleep with you again out of panic? MM to Greer: But anyway, good! And no, not a trap, I was just wondering if you happened to have any birds on your list cool enough to be up for earning a few bucks in the name of mortifying my mother MM to Greer: My sister is getting married to some dude and I just realized how horrified she'd be if I showed up with two dates, possibly on leashes. Or just one. Either way