_katiebell_ (_katiebell_) wrote in vrrpg, @ 2018-06-01 14:41:00 |
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❝ LOVE ALL, TRUST FEW. ❞ From a Little Birdie |
Old Billy Shakespeare knew his way around a gossip column, that's for sure, and his little life motto warning against the comfort of trusting those we love is all to prescient these days... OFF THE MARKET FOR GOOD? Is it possible that soap star and youngest Wood heartthrob LOGAN WOOD is off the market for good? Miss LILLIAN MOON, whom Wood moved in earlier in the Spring, has been seen about town wearing a staggering diamond ring! We know Wood's older brother's opinion on committment - OLIVER WOOD isn't exactly walking down the aisle any time soon with his womanizing, heartbreaking ways - but is it true that LOGAN has signed up for life with MOON? LILLIAN is probably best known for... well... nothing, really. After being maimed and permanently confided in a wheelchair in the Battle of Hogwarts during the Second Wizarding War, Moon went on to become a part-time librarian at the Ministry. We have to know, little birdies, is this how you saw LOGAN WOOD's romantic arc playing out? BABY BUMP ALERT! PENELOPE WEASLEY & PERCY WEASLEY appear to be expecting again! Already! Then again, that's awful quick turnaround on a new bun in the oven considering how young their first is and PERCY's major injury in the blast at The Leaky Cauldron... Makes you wonder. We've got the hardworking WWN Executive on our Bump Bump Watchlist but it's pretty clear! Will little OLIVIA WEASLEY - surely the perfect apple of her perfect parents' eyes - be getting a little brother or sister with shock red hair?! Vote in the comments! PLAYAS GOTTA PLAY? GREER DERRICK - fresh from his Championship with the Montrose Magpies in the Quidditch Cup - seems to have fallen off the radar entirely. We think he got a little warn out juggling his well-known labido between seeing both EMILIA VIPOND & DAPHNE GREENGRASS over the last few months. He obviously has a thing for well-bred blondes, as going between two of the Wizarding world's best known Pureblood heiresses must have tuckered our poor player out. He has hardly been seen since the Cup and we wonder maybe if the ladies had enough of playing second fiddle to his soaring Quiddich career -- or each other? TROUBLE IN PARADISE! With ANGELINA WEASLEY back on the pitch for Puddlemere United and mother to a young infant, we were surprised when we received a tip! She was seen out at an intimate dinner with none other than HARRY POTTER himself! Candlelight, a private booth, and hushed, secretive conversation does not paint the prettiest picture for poor GEORGE WEASLEY. Does he know what his wife is up to? And does HERMIONE GRANGER maybe have a more liberal view of relationships than we assume? Not to mention the baby-size-elephant in the room but who's watching little FREDDIE in the midst of all this adultery? Just like Shakespeare taught us, our favorite celebs are reminding us everyday - trust no one. xoxo, your birdie |