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Cooper Vipond (bcvipond) wrote in vrrpg,
@ 2018-01-16 16:23:00

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char: adelaide de blacas, char: benjamin vipond, location: network, time: 2010 01

Network: Life Check
Who: Cooper & Adelaide
What: Usual annoyances
When: January 16th
Where: Network
Private/Public: Private

MM to Little Bit: What are you doing? Are you alive? Is the tiniest little bit good? This is your weekly big brother annoying check in, brought you to your favorite big.
MM to Little Bit: When does she start moving? When can I feel her moving?
MM to Little Bit: I call dibs on being coolest AND favorite uncle
MM to Little Bit: Spread the word.

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imashootingstar
2018-01-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)

MM to BB: I am alive! The peanut is doing great ♥
MM to BB: I have started to feel her squirming around in there, it's the weirdest feeling ever!
MM to BB: But all the books say other people won't be able to really feel her for like a couple more weeks
MM to BB: You might have to fight Hype and Geoffrey for being coolest and favorite uncle though
MM to BB: Well, more Hype than Geoffrey lol he's got Henri close by to spoil and be favorite uncle to ;)

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bcvipond
2018-01-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)

MM to Little Bit: Let's watch the movie alien tonight, you'll love it.
MM to Little Bit: I think is wildly unfair. I'll wait if I have to.
MM to Little Bit: Hyperion already knows I'm cooler, so he already is in the know that I'll be coolest and favorite. Geoffrey and I can battle like gladiators over her love.
MM to Little Bit: Hey, no! I'm Henri's favorite too! Why are you giving away my minions? I'm favorite and coolest to ALL the children.
MM to Little Bit: You can be favorite and coolest aunt, I won't tell Gen.

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imashootingstar
2018-01-16 09:45 pm UTC (link)

MM to BB: It's a date! Will Vieve watch too? I thought you guys were going on your delayed proper honeymoon this month?
MM to BB: Hah! Somehow I doubt Hype would agree with you there. Now I want to make you guys some gladiator costumes and see you battle it out
MM to BB: Be nice to Geoffrey, he's learning to be a man you know, you've gotta be a good example for him!
MM to BB: Pft Gen already knows I'm the coolest aunt!

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bcvipond
2018-01-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)

MM to Little Bit: We aren't leaving right this second?
MM to Little Bit: I can take Hype, I'm not afraid of that punk. It's definitely on.
MM to Little Bit: I am being nice! I've been teaching him beautifully. You should ask him the pick up line I gave him.
MM to Little Bit: He's never going to use it but I definitely made him choke on his soda.
MM to Little Bit: Does she? I'll have to share that with her. I think she'll disagree.

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	imashootingstar 2018-01-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	MM to BB: When do you guys leave? MM to BB: I think he would turn red if I asked him what the pick up line is. You should just tell me MM to BB: She might disagree, but deep down she knows it's true MM to BB: I'll be by after work. You're going to feed me right? I'm craving Italian (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bcvipond
2018-01-20 12:44 am UTC (link)

MM to Little Bit: We leave on the 20th. Boyfriend finds out sex on the 19th and I've got to be in town. I'm going to be an uncle again!
MM to Little Bit: The first one wasn't bad, I promise. It was, "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!"
MM to Little Bit: The other one I think is hilarious.
MM to Little Bit: It was, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?"
MM to Little Bit: WHY AM I FEEDING YOU
MM to Little Bit: I was making Mexican. Tacos, specifically.
MM to Little Bit: If mac and cheeses count as Italian, you'll be in luck. Otherwise I'll get take away.
MM to Little Bit: You're lucky you're my favorite sibling today.
MM to Little Bit:

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imashootingstar
2018-01-20 01:28 am UTC (link)

MM to BB: I KNOOOOOW I'm so excited!!! Bet I find out before you :P
MM to BB: That's a joke, not a pickup line, you dork
MM to BB: Okay I actually like that second one though
MM to BB: BECAUSE I'M GROWING YOUR FIRST NIECE DUH
MM to BB: Ooooooh Mexican sounds really good too! You should keep making that but also get Italian takeaway
MM to BB: Pft I'm always your favorite ;)

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bcvipond
2018-01-20 01:32 am UTC (link)

MM to Little Bit: What would you like to bet? I've been with Hyperion longer, I bet they come here first.
MM to Little Bit: I got Gen, of course you like the second one. I'm fantastic at this. Just forget the fact you were there when I first met her, and know exactly what I did to get her attention.
MM to Little Bit: WHY DO I HAVE TO FEED YOU THOUGH? I didn't feed the other one!
MM to Little Bit: I swear, if you don't eat it all? I'm going to send it all home with you.
MM to Little Bit: I bet you can't eat it all.

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	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 01:40 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: Maybe but Zee loves me more than Hype loves you. MM to BB: Haha yes I remember very well what you did to get her attention MM to BB: Because if you don't, I'll tell Vieve on you MM to BB: And are you kidding? Leftovers are my life. I will so eat it all... eventually (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 01:42 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: There's no way! I've known him longer. We're soulmates and all of that. MM to Little Bit: We're not going to talk about it. MM to Little Bit: It wasn't very smooth. MM to Little Bit: WHAT?! You ratfink. MM to Little Bit: Am I just ordering the entire menu.... Or did you have an order? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 01:49 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: We'll just have to wait and see then MM to BB: Hmm tortellini definitely and pick three other things and don't forget the garlic bread (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: What are we betting? MM to Little Bit: THREE OTHER THINGS? MM to Little Bit: I'm making dinner! MM to Little Bit: I swear, you women. MM to Little Bit: Demanding little ~~shits~~ things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 02:00 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: If I win, you have to give me a GOOD foot rub MM to BB: Omg you act like it's oh so hard to order food (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: If I win... Is it too much to call dibs on the middle name of your unborn child? MM to Little Bit: You've missed the memo that I was making dinner. I understand, you're pregnant so your brain is mush. I'll remind you. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 02:06 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: Yes, that is definitely too much MM to BB: I didn't miss that memo. It's not that hard to order food, you can easily do that on top of cooking MM to BB: And you DO have a wife who happens to be very good at ordering food, you know. I did live with her, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bcvipond
2018-01-20 02:09 am UTC (link)

MM to Little Bit: Can I rename you?
MM to Little Bit: You missed the point entirely, ladybug.
MM to Little Bit: I was making dinner so we did not order out.
MM to Little Bit: I'll put her to work though. I'll let her know the slave driver, I mean prego, said to
MM to Little Bit: :D
MM to Little Bit: I make myself laugh, that's all that matters.

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	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 02:21 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: No, you cannot rename me. Do you really want to get on mum's bad side? MM to BB: Yeah but you're not ordering out for you and Vieve but for me, so it's okay MM to BB: It's a good thing you find yourself so funny, someone should (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 02:23 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: She loves me too much MM to LIttle Bit: I hope Gen tortures you like you're torturing me. MM to Little Bit: Hyperion says I'm HILARIOUS MM to Little Bit: His gift got us in trouble again this year. It was a pinball machine! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 02:35 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: Vieve would never torture me. What is wrong with you? MM to BB: Ooooh do you have it set up yet? Is that why you're in trouble? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: You're right, she's not evil enough to pick on you. MM to LIttle Bit: I'll have to bring her over to the dark side, we've got cookies. She'll join willingly. MM to Little Bit: I did not set it up as soon as we walked in the door.... <. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 03:03 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: No she won't, she loves me too much MM to BB: HA! But it is set up? I will so beat you at it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 03:28 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: We have cookies! Those are better than love! MM to Little Bit: Not anymore... MM to Little Bit: STOP LAUGHING (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 03:30 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: Awww now I'm sad :( I was looking forward to kicking your arse at pinball! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 03:31 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: There's technically no space. MM to Little Bit: I'll pull it back out for you though. You have to pout at Gen to get this to happen (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 03:32 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: I will so charm her into being okay with it, at least for tonight! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: I like using your pregnancy for evil MM to Little Bit: What else can we sucker her into? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-20 03:34 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: Lol idk right now but we can totally plot later! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bcvipond 2018-01-23 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	MM to Little Bit: This is why you're my favorite ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imashootingstar 2018-01-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
	MM to BB: I better be! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)