NETWORK: VERY EXCITING BREAKING NEWS Who: Cormac + EVERYONE When: 10/18/09; evening What: THE MINIMAC HAS ARRIVED!!!! Warnings: A LOT OF CAPSLOCKING!! Public/Private: PUBLIC, OF COURSE
I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE VERY FIRST MINIMAC HAS ARRIVED!! After keeping us waiting an extra whole 24-hours, my son - already in charge, of course - kept us waiting ANOTHER 22 HOURS and after a long labor, my incredible wife has finally introduced me to HUNTER DUNCAN GILLIS MCLAGGEN. BORN TODAY AT 9:14AM. 9.5 LBS. 22 INCHES. LAVENDER BLAMES ME BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY AN AMAZING BEAST.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT MY BLONDE HAIR AND MY BABY MOMMA'S EVERYTHING ELSE. THANK GODRIC.
GO ON. SHOWER LAVENDER WITH PRAISE BECAUSE MY BABY MOMMA IS THE BEST GODDANGED WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE. JUST LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID. HE IS PERFECT (APPROPRIATE AT HE'S A MCLAGGEN, IT COMES NATURALLY TO US).