Network: Fatherhood Who: ZJ and Hyperion When: Monday, June 5, afternoon What: ZJ texts to tell Hype he'll be a father Warnings: Language Public/Private: Private
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Congratulations, you're going to be a father!
Hype always loved getting random messages from his girlfriend, whether they were silly things about her day or naughty thoughts she'd had about him. This was neither of those things. He opened the text and stared at it for at least a minute before the words processed in his head. She wasn't... But no, they'd had the talk, they used protection, there was no way... And if she was pregnant, she wouldn't tell him like this. And three and a half weeks was too soon for her to know she was pregnant, right? But the thought was in his head now, and he couldn't get it out of his head. The thought should terrify him, but it didn't. It was a full five minutes before he could bring himself to formulate a response.
MM to Zahara: Zahara, I'm going to need you to explain that announcement in more detail
ZJ wouldn't lie, she had been sitting next to her phone with his message screen open waiting on his reply. If it had been any other man, she wouldn't have dreamed of sending that to them. Hyperion was completely different from anyone she had dated before. They joked around often and Nancy getting pregnant had been a running gag. She was confident that he would take the joke in stride and not dump her for it, it was a wildly large risk she was taking and she knew that. When she saw his response, she smirked because she took it as a sign that she was right.
MM to Hyp🔥❤: [[Picture Message of pregnant Nancycat in her lap]] MM to Hyp🔥❤: She's been waddling around the flat all morning. We went to see Rolf earlier, he confirmed it.
MM to Zahara:I love you MM to Zahara: I told you I wasn't spoiling her. She needed the treats, growing those babies!
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I still say you spoil her, though I suppose it'll get worse now that she's eating for an entire liter? MM to Hyp🔥❤: Rolf says she's perfectly healthy. It's one of his rascals that is the father. MM to Hyp🔥❤: She's so proud of herself too. She's due sometime in July
MM to Zahara: Not worse! But I've got to take care of my girl, after all MM to Zahara: Of course she is. And I'm relieved that I am not, in fact, the father. That would be a very awkward conversation to have MM to Zahara: Fantastic, summer babies ♥
MM to Hyp🔥❤: It's very good that you're stepping up and doing what's right here. You still up for taking one of the offspring? MM to Hyp🔥❤: It would be incredibly awkward. How would you explain her to your family? MM to Hyp🔥❤: They should be ready for their new homes around the end of the summer so it'll be easy to find them homes with students returning to Hogwarts or just starting.
MM to Zahara: Of course, I told you I would MM to Zahara: I've no idea, so I'm glad I won't have to MM to Zahara: Oh yeah, it'll time out well. How many do you think she'll have? Did Rolf say?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Rolf has a nifty little spell that tells you how many! MM to Hyp🔥❤: He said there seems to be eight, according to the spell. MM to Hyp🔥❤: Which is a lot that we'll have to find homes for but he promised to help with anyone I cannot find a home for.
MM to Zahara: 8, really? That's great! MM to Zahara: We won't have any trouble. Nancy girl will make the prettiest kittens, everyone will want them
MM to Hyp🔥❤: That's great?! That's a lot of kittens!! I'm going to have EIGHT of them running around here!! MM to Hyp🔥❤: Please say you'll help me find them homes? MM to Hyp🔥❤: She really will. I maybe have an evil plan to bring Quin and her kids over to see the kittens so that her daughter might fall in love..
MM to Zahara: Yeah, it's great! 8's my lucky number ;) MM to Zahara: It means it's good luck. And really, we owe our love to Nancy girl, this just proves it. It was meant to be. MM to Zahara: Of course I'll help find them homes. What sort of father would I be if I didn't? And that is a perfectly evil plan. I approve ♥
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Meant to be? Am I your princess or something? MM to Hyp🔥❤: Do you know of any other suckers that we can talk into this? I feel like there have to be a few. MM to Hyp🔥❤: Are you up for meeting Gerard this week? I was thinking movie night in, your place or mine.
MM to Zahara: Of course you are MM to Zahara: I'll think about it and get back to you. I'm sure I can think of someone. Hell, I might drop one off at Coop's and see how long it takes him to realize he's got a flatmate again MM to Zahara: Yeah, I'm up for any time with you. Do you want to come to mine? You haven't gotten to see it yet ;)
MM to Hyp🔥❤: You were read the wrong fairytales. Princesses aren't supposed to have nipple rings MM to Hyp🔥❤: OH! That's a really good idea too, since he'll know exactly where it came from and can return the little bugger if not in love within 24 hours. MM to Hyp🔥❤: The winky face makes me skeptical that I want to see it. Is it VERY bachelor pad like? Or just slightly? MM to Hyp🔥❤: Are we talking leather couches? MM to Hyp🔥❤: I am really curious to see it though, I'm too nosey. I'd love to.
MM to Zahara: That's why they weren't the princesses for me ;) MM to Zahara: That was my way of thinking. He won't return the baby though, he's too much of a sap MM to Zahara: It's rather sparse, actually. I don't spend a lot of time there MM to Zahara: What night do you want to do this?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: smooth. MM to Hyp🔥❤: we need more saps. MM to Hyp🔥❤: side bar, I'm a sap. MM to Hyp🔥❤: How does Thursday sound?
MM to Zahara: Can you keep a secret? MM to Zahara: I'm a sap, too MM to Zahara: Sounds perfect love
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Make me a promise, we won't keep all 8?
MM to Zahara: Hah! I promise, no matter how cute they are, we will not be keeping all 8
MM to Hyp🔥❤:iloveyou thank you. You're my favorite.
MM to Zahara: Always ♥
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Did I tell you that I hired an assistant manager? I might be falling into some time off.
MM to Zahara: You did, and I'm very excited for you to have time off MM to Zahara: If you want to do things with me more than just my typical days off, you'll have to let me know in advance so I can arrange the time off
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I was thinking of planning a trip together maybe? Its ridiculous to do so right now, so early.. MM to Hyp🔥❤: You are ridiculous so it seems to fit.
MM to Zahara: That doesn't sound ridiculous at all. When for?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I am not sure. I want to give my new manager at least a month working alone. So maybe end of July? Maybe after the kittens are born? MM to Hyp🔥❤: We can go sooner and I can have pop take over. He tends to make a mess though when here.
MM to Zahara: But who will watch the babies? MM to Zahara: If there's someone that can take care of the kittens, I'm happy to plan for end of July. It will give me time to get the time off approved MM to Zahara: Just decide on the dates you want so I can get the request in :)
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I am positive that Quin would pop by to check on them. I'm sure Rolf would too, so I'm sure I can manage someone to watch the babies. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I will let you know once I pick them. Maybe at the same time we can plan where we are going?
MM to Zahara: Wait, you mean you don't already know where you want to go? MM to Zahara: It's probably wildly unhelpful, but I will go anywhere with you
MM to Hyp🔥❤: ridiculously unhelpful MM to Hyp🔥❤: Do you mean it?
MM to Zahara: Of course I mean it. MM to Zahara: I will never willingly lie to you, Zahara
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I mean more. You're not just saying a smooth line?
MM to Zahara: I know it may come off that way, but no, it's not just a smooth line MM to Zahara: Spending time with you makes me incredibly happy
MM to Hyp🔥❤: it was incredibly rude of me to ask that. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I just am not used to someone knowing what they want, and what they want being me. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I promise, more just being reckless and going with it and less questioning you
MM to Zahara: You have every right to ask if you're concerned about it. Don't apologize for not being used to it MM to Zahara: I love that I'm the first to realize how amazing you are and to choose you ;)
MM to Hyp🔥❤:are you going to be the last? MM to Hyp🔥❤:can't send that. But what about being reckless? You say those things often. Do you mean them? MM to Hyp🔥❤:fuck it going for it. Being reckless. MM to Hyp🔥❤: are you intending to be the last?
MM to Zahara: Yes. MM to Zahara: However long it takes to get there, I'll be patient
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Even if it takes years?
MM to Zahara: Of course, imagine the adventures we'll have on the way there
MM to Hyp🔥❤: This all sounds suspiciously like what Quin and her beau are doing. Maybe they're on to something..
MM to Zahara: I'm not sure I've met Quin's beau, but I'll take your word for it MM to Zahara: So what do you say? Do you want to keep having adventures with me?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: definitely. More than definitely. What's more then definitely? MM to Hyp🔥❤: oh I know! MM to Hyp🔥❤: Fuck yes.
MM to Zahara: I like the sound of fuck yes
MM to Hyp🔥❤: It seemed fitting MM to Hyp🔥❤: want to go snorkeling without a snorkel? This might narrow down where I choose.
MM to Zahara: Yeah, sounds fun :)
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I figure.. we are wizards and have amazing abilities. We don't need a snorkel.
MM to Zahara: That's the truth. I've got ideas for a few different spells we can use
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I really want to find some sharks too, if you would be up for it.
MM to Zahara: Yeah I'm up for it. Told you, anything you want to do
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Can I plan the trip? Like the entire thing and just surprise you? MM to Hyp🔥❤: I promise to give you the ability to tap out
MM to Zahara: I don't know if I've told you this, but I love surprises
MM to Hyp🔥❤: You have not but I will have you know it was likely a terrible idea to tell me that. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I think I have a lead on my dress for that thing we are going to.
MM to Zahara: I doubt that MM to Zahara: Oh have you? Do I get a preview or is it a surprise?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: It's safe to assume from here on in that anything I don't just tell you out right is likely going to be a surprise for you. MM to Hyp🔥❤: Just know my dress will not only make you want to touch me all night but it feels fantastic against my soft skin. So nice in fact that I can't bring myself to wear knickers with it.
MM to Zahara: Yes dear MM to Zahara: You're killing me, Zahara. Is it short enough I'll be able to slip my hand under your skirt and tease you while we sit at a table?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: It isn't, but.. you did just give me an idea. MM to Hyp🔥❤: Want to play a game at the gala?
MM to Zahara: Yes, yes I do
MM to Hyp🔥❤: How long can you resist taking me home while I actively try to turn you on. MM to Hyp🔥❤: if we have sex there, I win. If We make it home, you win.
MM to Zahara: Hmmm, what's the prize? Because from what you said, I'll win either way
MM to Hyp🔥❤: winner chooses their prize. How does that sound?
MM to Zahara: And do we get to know each other's prize ahead of time or do we get to surprise the loser with it after the gala?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: If we go with surprising, are we setting any sort of rules?
MM to Zahara: I think not. Though, you should know, most of the things coming to mind would be like prizes for you too ;)
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Well that sort of changes things... Now I want to know if I'm going to be winning even while losing. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I really love to win though.
MM to Zahara: I suppose time will tell...
MM to Hyp🔥❤: Thank Helga it's this weekend or I think I would crack. MM to Hyp🔥❤: I can't wait to win.
MM to Zahara: I think you're forgetting how much more time I've had to develop patience MM to Zahara: You do remember our first date, right?
MM to Hyp🔥❤: I do. I've also had time to get to know you. I would be a terrible girlfriend if I didn't know what you liked best.
MM to Zahara: You're definitely not a terrible girlfriend
MM to Hyp🔥❤: are we terrible people for planning to have sex in a strangers home? I mean, I call it a win for me if we are anywhere but home.