Network: Stir crazy... Who: Cho, Finbar, Marietta, Melinda, Lavender, Penelope When: 5/28/09; late evening What: Help! Warnings: New mama drama! Public/Private: Private.
MM to Group Text [Mel, Mari, Lav, Pen] 11:32pm: I AM NOT A BUFFET. HE NEVER STOPS EATING. SOMEONE FIND ME A WETNURSE OR SOMETHING. MY BODY HAS BECOME ONE WITH THE NURSERY SOFA.
MM to Fin 11:48pm: You're asleep and I'm bored and YOUR SON has a bottomless stomach, I swear.