MM to T 7:22pm: It's not like he was losing his virginity; kinda hard to fuck up a public appearance when you make a living playing pretend! MM to T 7:22pm: She clearly did it because she hates you. MM to T 7:22pm: Just kidding. MM to T 7:23pm: To unwind, to celebrate, or both? Either way, we might need something stronger than wine. MM to T 7:23pm: Have you gotten all that mud off you yet or do we need to hit the spa first before we get proper pissed?