Prompt #12: Cooking.
You know what really, really sucks about getting set on fire? The smell. Oh, sure, I enjoy a good rump roast like the next guy, but when it's your ass that's turning a delicious medium-well, it really sucks. Not to say I don't bounce back real easy, it just kinda sucks, that's all. Makes me almost want to be a vegetarian, but I enjoy eating animals too much.
Mmmmm, dead flesh. Tasty, tasty, tasty.
So anyways, yeah. Don't get set on fire. It's no fun, and it really doesn't do anyone any favors.