(In high pitched, womanly-affected voice, delivered at breakfast)
Dearest Adalene,
HOW DARE YOU RUN ABOUT WITH THAT RAVENCLAW BOY. I'VE HEARD THE RUMOURS. I'VE ALSO HEARD YOU'RE LOOKING THE SLIGHTEST BIT CHUBBIER THAN USUAL AND HAVING CRAVINGS TO EAT CHALK AND CHARCOAL.
HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE THE FAMILY NAME IN THIS UNHEARD-OF MANNER. NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL BE AN UNWED MOTHER.
WHAT KIND OF IMPRESSION DO YOU THINK THIS MAKES ON DEAREST CLARISSE?!
AND ALL THAT WE DID FOR YOU, ALL THAT WE DO FOR YOU.