"Who said I would drink both of these today?" Luke tilted his pop can toward her. "There's an amazing invention called the refrigerator. I even have one at home! It's amazing." He flashed her a smirk. "Is there anything else you can tell about my lifestyle from one can of pop?"
The younger teacher sipped at his Mountain Dew. "I see. Does that include making your students work forty hours a week like an adult?" Poke, prod, pester.