The cabinets were suddenly frightening. Hopefully nothing gross would jump out and try to kill them. Like miniature Bellatrix Lestranges... oh, Merlin. Now that she thought it, it was totally going to happen. Like a creepy gremlin with Bellatrix's face. That was horrible.
Tonks readied her wand and put a hand on the cabinet door. "Okay. On the count of three. One... two..." she took a deep breath. "Three!" She yanked the cabinet open to find... cookies. She frowned, lowering her wand and pulling the box of cookies down, spotting more food in the fairly well-stocked cabinet.
"...they're going to try and kill us with chocolate chips?" If that was true... ingenious. If not, what the hell?