Teddy sank to the floor, the pressure becoming too much for him. He was the worst liar. No matter what he said, she'd no doubt keep asking until he broke and he was running thin on vague explanations. He'd already ruined the day. He wasn't sure that telling the truth could make things any worse than how he already felt. He felt like giving himself a time-out in the corner and banging his head against the wall for an hour.
"Well--" he tried to think of something. Anything. "You're... underground." Worst vague explanation ever. He bit his lip. In a squeak, it finally came out. "In a cemetery."