Roger. (saveabroom) wrote in vindicatus, @ 2019-07-16 16:33:00 |
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Believe it or not, Roger Davies has his problems.
So, as it turns out, vampires exist, which I'm sure you all knew. Which is all fine and dandy and good, unless you're the person they're sucking on, naturally, but it leads to more important questions.
Like what about zombies? I'm not talking Inferi, I mean rotting, back from the dead, non wizard animated zombies. I hate those movies. Are they going to take over the world one shuffling footstep at a time? But after seeing all of these movies about zombies, they really don't seem so hard to take out (unless they're the type that get back up?), so when I save the world single-handed from them? I'm thinking I want some kind of commemorative shrine.
The Abominable Snowman? The monsters under the bed? SANTA CLAUS? Since vampires exist, think of the possibilities. Mermaids exist! Naked, amply chested mermaids! So what about genies? If some weird lamp turns up, I call dibs! I want a genie. Not that I could wish myself much better, because really I have no where to go but down. But I could think of something.
So long as there aren't gremlins. Those creepy little puppet things freaked me out.
I want drinks. Someone go with me who isn't withered, ancient, and possibly a mummy. (Mummies!)