Why a book editor? Because "super villainess" wasn't a good one to present to people. She had never actually told anyone that, but she didn't think it would go over well. With a small roll of the eyes, Ionia paused before responding.
"Twilight is a sore subject with most people of literary intelligence... and I guess because the only P.I. needed between the pages of a cover is Sherlock Holmes and he doesn't take pain pills. Moreover, because I can't put 'Food Ninja' on a resume." With that, she planted an innocent smile on her face and decided to turn the subject back toward him. "And you still haven't answered if you would let me make sure you get back to your place after you're done eating."