"Well, Private Investigator was the next best thing after I washed out of the Police Academy in Miami," he started, placing his elbows on the table. "Sorry about being a little crazy, I guess the pain killers are doing a number on my head. I spent a few years in law school, so seeing how I had a little bit of the background, I decided I'd try and be a cop. Didn't quite make it through the academy, so then I joined up with this Private Investigator, and learned the ropes."
He took a swig from his drink and continued, "But you can only work for someone for so long before you have to move on, so I came out here and set up shop. Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? I'm Will, you?"