"I'm sorry, Parvati. I was looking where I was going, but you look so downright plain today that I didn't even see you at all," George explained, hand still holding the door to the store open. He knew by now quite a few ways to make Parvati angry, and insulting her fashion sense was definitely one of them.
"Don't let me keep you from stuffing you face full of sweets, though. Women always put on a few pounds after getting married, don't they?" Calling her fat was another.