Ron nearly jumped in surprise the second he felt someone touch his shoulders. He turned his head, brows rising slightly, then allowed a bit of a sheepish grin to cross over his face. "You know me," he said as he rose from his seat. "I just can't help myself." He pulled Megan into a friendly sort of hug, then gestured toward one of the open seats. "Now I suggest that you sit your arse down and have at it, otherwise I'm going to finish off this entire bottle and leave you without a single drop to yourself."
He returned to his own seat, poured Megan a round, and slid it toward one of the vacant seats. "Come on then, yeah? Let's get you started on that life lesson."