"I like a challenge," George admitted with a shrug and a smile. "And she's not so bad, once you get used to her. Though I'm sure you're aware of that..."
"Well, I think I do have something that might work for you, if you just want to cause a little havok," he said, sticking his whole head in the bag before emerging with a small variety box. "Here we are, a small collection of things to annoy those around you. We've got a button that falls off no matter how many times you stick it on, pens that shoot ink everywhere when you uncap them, automatically-tightening neckties, and a few common household objects that explode into a pile of glitter whenever you touch them. Does that seem a bit more your speed?"