"Oh, well. I wish you'd told me that before I loaded our entire supply of explosives into this bag here," George smirked, giving the obnoxiously-colored bag in his hand a little shake.
"Actually I heard someone hear might be interested in some love potions... but that couldn't be you, could it?" he asked, giving her his absolute best innocent look. "Not with that exciting wedding of yours coming up. Congratulations on that, by the way."