Thea Queen (speedyqueen) wrote in vascaptionet, @ 2014-01-26 20:31:00 |
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Entry tags: | cassandra kopelson, cora hale, derek hale, erica reyes, felicity smoak, lydia martin, peter hale, rebekah mikaelson, stiles stilinski, thea queen |
ATTENTION WOMEN OF THE DOME: if you have ever thought about sleeping with Derek Hale you should probably be aware of the fact that if that sex results in a baby? He will completely ditch it the second it makes any noise. Even if you are a teenager and have no idea what the hell to do with a baby, because there is apparently "no room in his cabin" and he "doesn't do babies, sorry."
At least, that's what he did a few seconds ago with the baby we found out in the woods. His precedent of behavior regarding babies is to shove them off on teenagers and run away.
So you all think about that.
Edited to add: Thank you ladies, Derek Hale is now changing a diaper.
[[This post made with Jen's permission. Derek walked Thea back to the theater then took off after getting her to reluctantly say something like, "Fine, get out of here then." They will both face the consequences of this eventually]]