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vicodin_snark (vicodin_snark) wrote in vas_captio_rpg,

Smartass was only one of House's many irredeemable qualities. He also answered to jackass, pain-in-the-ass and any other combination of nouns and adjectives that could be combined with 'ass'. Wasn't his fault, it was just the way he was and when one was as brilliant as he was, he could certainly afford to be a pain. People would always come to him no matter if he was kind or a bastard.

"Clearly you've never been to Vegas," House replied dryly in response to the getting fucked bit. He gave her a look that said he knew exactly what he was talking about even if he hadn't ever done that scene himself. As he said: everybody lies -- including Gregory House.

At that, House shook his head. "No one knows. One moment you're one place, the next another. I was in the middle of staring at Cuddy's breasts and the next minute I was here." Which was a damn shame. They had been particularly perky that day too.

House rolled his eyes skyward. "Let's see how good your powers of deduction are. I'm groaning, and rubbing my leg. Let's see......." He let the word hang in the air for a time. "Yep. Perfect. Just fine. Couldn't ever be better!"

Gregory House was an asshole.