Jay was just hanging out, warming himself up, wondering where the hell was Silent Bob, where the hell he was, and why had they taken his stuff. What a shitty fucking couple of days, seriously. The only saving grace had been Shannon, and knowing lunchbox was there somewhere, but this just didn't feel right. None of it did.
Which was why, when some voice said boo behind him, he had jumped and turned around in fighting pose, ready to kick some ass. But he soon regained composure: It was Laura, one of the chicks he'd woken up with.
"Shit, Laura, you wanna kill me?!" He was expecting her, of course, but not like that. As soon as he regained composure, he smirked charmingly at her. Or tried to. "You're tight, babe, you brought beer!"