Jack couldn't give the Doctor a sheepish expression, it would have completely ruined the mood he was trying to create. Instead, the Doctor's look was met with an even expression, followed by a curt nod.
"And here I thought you wanted to referee," Jack's face broke into a grin for the first time as he glanced at Ianto. The expression melted and turned serious once more as Ianto looked back at Logan. "Hell, they're probably laughing at the simple thought of this." Jack shrugged, hands stuffed into his trouser pockets, pushing the edge of his coat back. "What to start with? The usual deaths are so... usual. Strangest death. Though at the same time, suppose it's always possible one could make something up, isn't it? Question comes in proving it happened."