"I must have forgotten about the walls," he murmured and dropped his hands back into his lap. Ianto watched the would be Jack pose and posture and pout for a long moment or three, just to let his mind bubble through the problem of what to do with all of this.
Finally, he decided on truth. It might work, it might blow up in his face, who knew? Ianto pat the table next to him, encouraging and coaxing Jack to sit next to him. "You aren't old. That isn't it at all." You're beautiful. You know this already. Ianto shook his head. "You're just not my Jack. I can't tell if you're newly made or if you're pretending, but I'm hoping it's the former. No shagging at the moment, I'm afraid, but if you promise to work with me, I'll promise to take care of you." This one seemed ... simple. Maybe he could appeal to something this Jack wanted?