Ted "Theodore" Logan swore that things were going well. He and his best friend, Bill, had been visited by Future Thems. They were going to help Wyld Stallyns get the kickstart that they needed! Most triumphant of them! Except the more that Ted spent time with Future Bill and Ted, the more that he got a little worried. The Future Them's weren't very nice at all!
In fact, the last thing that Ted really remembered was that his other self was kind of a douche. It was particularly douche-y of him, and the Other Bill, to push Ted and the real Bill off of a cliff! That was what happened, right? Why would they do that?
Now he was face down on the ground, and groaning at the nudge. "Don't be a dick, Bill." Of course it was Bill nudging him. Who else would it be? He flipped around slowly onto his back. Crap, it hurt! Squinting his eyes shut, Ted stayed there for a minute or three. "A different number. Think of a different number." He repeated to himself. That way the Wyld Stallyn boys could go back in time with the phone booth and let the Past Thems that the Future-Future Thems were non-triumphant.
"Dude?" Asked after a second, "What's up with your voice?" One eye opened, then the other. And Ted sat up quickly. "Whoa!" That most certainly was not his friend!