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Let it be known that no matter how many times you say I'm not hallucinating from the lack of sleep and potential PTSD from a full night of running from monsters in the woods... it's not at all convincing and my brain says it's still a potential.

Regardless, on the chance that, you know, this isn't? I could really use a shower and new clothes. Please direct me to the nearest department store. Or charity shop, I'm honestly not picky right now.

You know, if I had a dollar for every time there was a timeline in which my castle was stolen from me and I was pushed out or killed... I'd have two dollars.

That doesn't seem like a lot but that's so weird that it happened twice as far as I know.

THAT BEING SAID, I should probably get better wards for the castle just because I had some geese get in easily and grab my knives. Anyone wanna come help?

Dear Vallo: anything but larger than life fucking cicadas. I wouldn't mind a giant bunny if you had to but seriously? Cicadas??

Not normally phobic of bugs in general but I think a new fear has unlocked.

And I know this is a little late in the day but, uh.. heads up. Don't go into the forest unless you have strong enough weapons and a stomach of steel.

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Anyone else in present day Vallo suddenly have the urge to just start training and amping up their skills? Just in case? For no reason at all? To either get stronger or get distracted? Whatever works, really.

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Is it all over yet? Truly over? I never hated Valentine's Day. It was a day and I usually use it to splurge a little on friends I love platonically, but I also never dealt with a Valentine's Day that shoved people together in closets. To the poor soul* who was stuck with me for a bit: they caught me directly after the gym, I will not apologize for having natural body odor.


*ooc: position open to anyone at all

Is there a point at which the notifications start getting easier to deal with? Just asking for a friend.

Filter: Robin Buckley

Hi. She just Do you want I don't I have lost all motivation to study for the night.

Okay. Hoping this isn't the case, like, REALLY REALLY HOPING, but.. Peter and I had plans today and he hasn't shown up. He also isn't answering my calls.

Has anyone seen him? Can anyone help look?

Happy December, Vallo. Christmas was not on my mind the last time I was in my world but I wasn't entirely sure I'd even last that long.

So I'm going to be obnoxious as fucking hell this month! I'm playing all the newest Christmas songs.

Filter: House of Hawkins

Alright, who is in for helping decorate? Inside and out. We're keeping the Christmas lights on the outside. The tree could maybe use tinsel or popcorn garland!

If nobody volunteers, there's a chance I'll just drag you anyway, so!

Hello, Vallo! Castle Whitespire's great halls are totally available now for big party rentals and such. I may have also renovated a few rooms for sleeping off anything too. Never realized how much needed to be cleaned up and all but damn, did some places bring back memories. Not all of them that good though

The rentals also will come with some great catering deals because Sophie is the absolute best. I might even offer to do a hefty discount for anyone who wants to book for the winter holidays too!

Why does this world have such weird rules? Has anyone else every been in this situation? Have you ever tried to talk normally but can't stop asking questions? Can someone also help me fix something I left broken from a few days ago when I had suddenly gained super strength out of nowhere? Will this week ever end?

A general question for the Vallo masses: WHY are your squirrels so damn violent?!

I hate to alarm anyone, especially the people of my house but there's no other way to say this: the birds outside our windows can talk. And they know things.

If there's anything in any universe I hate more than Tartarus, it's having holes in my memory. I think I've gotten somewhat used to the craziness that lives in Vallo but my mind will still always jump to "Is this Hera doing some shady shit again??"

What did I miss in a week?

I won't say your world is free of death, and it's not exactly quiet but it is... different, I guess? I've dealt with nogitsune, murdering druids, werewolves, werecoyotes, werejaguars even (yes they're all a thing), but I had yet to add dimension/world hopping and faeries and magic in the mix.

Why not, though, right? Everything else exists.

I'm Lydia. Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest library with the most archaic documents found?

A friend of mine dug a hole in my garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well.



So, what's up, past Vallo? I should have known when I woke up and didn't see my wife in existence here, Vallo was having some fun.