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Apr. 12th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

Apr. 7th, 2021


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
I understand something's up to its infamous tricks as of late but if someone finds an off-white worn Stetson, you mind letting me know? Just happen to be attached to that hat and who knows if it'll show up from whence it disappeared.

Mar. 26th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

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[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
Well. Fuck me, I guess.

Anyone want to get a drink or five?

Mar. 21st, 2021


[info]ihavecharacter
[info]valloic

[info]ihavecharacter
[info]valloic

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[info]ihavecharacter
[info]valloic
Wyatt Earp's birthday was two days ago and I am still at war with how I feel about him it is strange to think of what could have been and what was. It is hard to think of him in general, but even more so of late. I am not sure what I hope for him or if I hope anything, but I am sure he is well in the afterlife. I cannot be certain, but I guess, if pressed, I would not wish Hell upon him, so perhaps that is enough.

Mar. 9th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
Fuck a god damn duck. POOP IS WEIRD, OKAY? DON'T JUDGE ME.

[ooc: please feel free to have any failures of communication happen!]

Mar. 8th, 2021


[info]haughtdamn
[info]valloic

[info]haughtdamn
[info]valloic

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[info]haughtdamn
[info]valloic
Well, I'll take unexpectedly-waking-up-in-an-alternate-universe over the-end-of-humanity-as-we-know-it.

Hi everyone, I'm Nicole. I've been scrolling back through the network and I'm seeing Earps here, so - who's coming to pick me up at the DOA?

Mar. 2nd, 2021


[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic

[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic

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[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]
If the cops come knocking, I did not steal sixty million dollars. I swear. I ain't hardly sniffed at trouble in at least a month. Spent more time riding my bike and goofing off with the pets this week than planning a damn robbery. Christ on a cracker. Nearly pissed myself when I checked my bank balance to make sure I had enough to pay for a burrito.

[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

If I haven't said it recently, you're all amazing and this department is lucky to have each of you.

How would everyone feel about a team dinner out one night? We can hold a private event at Galahd's. Food and drinks on me. Karaoke optional.

Feb. 20th, 2021


[info]vexahlia
[info]valloic

[info]vexahlia
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vexahlia
[info]valloic
Things I am going to regret later: eating a large plate of breakfast nachos, strawberry nutella crepes, and a side of bacon for brunch. Is it absolutely worth it? Yes.

VAX
I thought about taking this opportunity to tease you mercilessly, but I've decided I really just wanted to tell you that I love you. I'm glad you're with me, you know.

Feb. 9th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
What in the feathery butterball fuck is going on? Apparently Thanksgiving dinner decided to get revenge and the homestead is surrounded by these assholes.

Feb. 4th, 2021


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
My daughter told me this morning over breakfast that I am a fake cowboy as I don't have the right moustache. Tuesday night she said she didn't want to play Monopoly Junior because she was tired of winning all the time.

Turns out roasting people might be genetic and I'm reaping my karma in the form of a sassy offspring.

Jan. 27th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
BLESS YOU, VALLO. My beautiful baby is here!!!!

Jan. 23rd, 2021


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
[Team Yeehaw and friends*]

Got some stuff in the fridge I need to use up before it goes bad so I'm making a late breakfast tomorrow for anyone interested. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, biscuits. Probably about 11 a.m. 'cause I'm making an exception to early rising tomorrow.

[ooc; if you think your character might be friends or acquaintances with Raylan, they're most likely included!]

Jan. 21st, 2021


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

Combined Snowglobe and Prime Network Post


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
Hey, Vallo Prime and Vallo Dark - everybody should be able to see this on network-connected devices.

Thanks, whoever you folks who helped stabilize the connection on the Vallo Prime end are. I'm Dr. Morgan Yu, and I'm about to go full typhon because that shit was exhausting. Vallo Dark-area psychics, don't freak if you sense a weird white noise; my thoughts are always like that, but they tend to get a little louder when I'm not holding a human form.

While I'm napping, see what you can do about getting us all out of this foggy hellhole.

Jan. 19th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

snowglobe!vallo; various attempts at text messages


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
[Doc Holliday]

Failed to send message.
Failed to send message.
Failed to send message.

[Waverly Earp]

Failed to send message.
Failed to send message.

[Raylan Givens]

Failed to send message.
Raylan?? Hello?
Oh fuck, that went through!
WHERE ARE YOU?

[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

Snowglobe Vallo Network Post


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
What alternate Vallo hell is th
Who are these other p


If there are any other Outlanders here, check in so I can get a head count.

Let me know if you're okay, or if you're trapped, or need help. I'll try to get to you.

Hopefully everyone thinks to check he

Everyone else, hi. I'm Captain Sara Lance of the Vallo Defense Department, Department of Outlander Affairs. This is not the same Vallo I went to sleep in last night. How long have you been stuck in this hell?

EDIT:
- We need help getting Sam out of his bunker, there is an override panel.
- Brigitte could use tech assistance with shields

- As soon as possible, I'd like to start coordinating search parties for supplies, and people who might not have made it onto the network.

Jan. 14th, 2021


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
Karaoke tonight at Galahd, drink specials for anyone who gets up and does a song.
Free (within reason you heathens, like max ten) drinks for the best answer to: what's the worst pick up line you have personally used?
Not the worst you've seen on the internet or some list of shitty things men have said to women on tinder but that has actually left your own mouth.

FILTERED TO: FRIENDS/FAMILY OF BUCKY AND NYX
As long as Vallo behaves itself, we're getting married on the 30th. 6pm at the house. It'd be nice to see you all there, but I'm fully expect a chorus of I already have plans and let me check my schedule in return here.

Jan. 6th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
I sure do love getting out of the shower and seeing some dead woman sobbing in the corner of my bathroom over I don't even know what because she doesn't speak any language that I understand.

Raylan, we've officially been spending too much time together at work. Come get your ghosts. I don't want them.

Jan. 3rd, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
I can't really say I'm a fan of spending most of my patrol shooting and stepping on huge fucking bugs in the forest because that shit is gross and might be ruining my boots.

HOWEVER. That's not the point of this post.

Is anyone missing a little green dude with big ears who likes to eat those dead bugs? Raylan says he looks like Yoda (I guess?) and is completely in love with this kid. It's hilarious, I've never seen him with hearts in his eyes like this. Except for maybe the first time he met Doc.

Dec. 30th, 2020


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
If you ever find yourself unable to cross over into the afterlife because of unfinished business, at least wait until after a guy's had his first cup of coffee before you pop in and start yelling. Please.