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Jan. 26th, 2023


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

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[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
[TEXTS SENT TO NANDOR RIGHT AT SUNRISE]
» Hey. Hi. Um Hey
» Are you asleep yet?
» I wanted to talk about something and I couldn't risk being rejected to my fac.

Jan. 13th, 2023


[info]spellblade
[info]valloic

[info]spellblade
[info]valloic

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[info]spellblade
[info]valloic
I hope everyone had a holiday filled with cheer and plenty of time spent with loved ones, and even tolerated ones, and that no one fell afoot of mushroom mischief. Now! Let's talk the undead. Has anyone here got a specialty?

Jan. 4th, 2023


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
OH HELLO, have we missed Krampus because of You-Know-What-Mas? I have told him time and time again, could you perhaps not pick another month?? So that there are no silent nights (although they should not be so silent if you're doing it right if you know what I mean) or ho--I cannot even type the word without my fingers starting to bleed but the other kind of night or the manger thing. THE NIGHT IS MEANT TO BE OUR SANCTUARY.

(Guillermo, go and do a check on the entire place to make sure there are no surprise You-Know-What-Mas things around so we don't have to worry about starting on fire)

But yes, Krampus is an old friend!!! Well, I suppose Laszlo met him first--his whole whipping deal was very appealing to him obviously, but you know what they say about never meeting your heroes? It was a bit like that. Not disappointing, but. You expect one thing and get another. Nice creature! Probably good whipping.

Dec. 11th, 2022


[info]kamala
[info]valloic

[info]kamala
[info]valloic

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[info]kamala
[info]valloic
Okay, can I add on to my list to Santa that I want a gigantic doggo too??

Filter (separately): Carol Danvers, Natasha Romanoff, James Rogers
Okay, so like.. so you have a friend who went through something terrible and the holidays make them sad so you want to do something that will make things better.

And by better, I don't mean totally take the pain away because I know it's hard to do that but at least act like a distraction.

What would be the best way to do this??

Nov. 21st, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

Nov. 7th, 2022


[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic

[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic

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[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic
I don't know how anyone manages to care about a career without drowning themselves in a vat of Château Lafite Rothschild to feel something. Everyone makes a big joke out of tacky wine mom paraphernalia but honestly at least they're honest about the futility of their ambitions meaning anything beyond the serotonin of narcissism. Career people. You know, the ones that don't have a job; they've a calling. Christ.

Anyhow. Demonikea's hiring. Interested in mid-century modern and selling your soul? Grand. Don't make them like you like I did; that was such a mistake. You'll never stop smelling of brimstone and meatballs.

Oct. 21st, 2022


[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[info]piggles
[info]valloic

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[info]piggles
[info]valloic
GUILLERMO, NANDOR, NADJA + FILM CREW ASSOCIATES.
Is anyone awake? It smells down here.

Oct. 19th, 2022


[info]ivashkinator
[info]valloic

[info]ivashkinator
[info]valloic

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[info]ivashkinator
[info]valloic
Well, it's not the first time I woke up somewhere unfamiliar, but this definitely gets points for creativity.

Sage, I think you might've taken a wrong turn. Told you you should've let me drive.

Oct. 13th, 2022


[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

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[info]firespheres
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO NADJA, GUILLERMO, AND NANDOR; CC'D PETE AND CATRA.]
I need tomorrow night off from filming the documentary for personal reasons.

Oct. 10th, 2022


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

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[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
Oyster spawning seems to be done here, so I suppose this must be our Month of Wind starting. I should have oysters back in stock at the market on Wednesday.

Sep. 23rd, 2022


[info]unlovable
[info]valloic

[info]unlovable
[info]valloic

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[info]unlovable
[info]valloic
Barkers is doing a tequila race while showing the other one. I was a little fuzzy on the details last night but I fully intend on winning it. No clue what winning gets you, but I'm winning.

Don't die to those partaking in the vroom vroom race. Looks dicey as shit and you all are braver souls than most.

Sep. 11th, 2022


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

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[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
I am taking suggestions for a date. If you were a picky vampire slayer who likes to complain when vampires are being vampires, where would you like your vampire lover to take you? And do not say bowling. We already do that. And not romantic flights over the city either. We already do that too. Does renovating a disaster pit of a house count as a date? Ay, anyway. Dinner dates are just me watching him eat and wanting to bite him so I need fresh ideas! I will pay you. Probably. Or I could hypnotize someone into giving you money. It is the same thing.

Aug. 26th, 2022


[info]lupas
[info]valloic

[info]lupas
[info]valloic

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[info]lupas
[info]valloic
I don't know about anyone else's world, but it my world the "feud" between vampires and werewolves comes from both species being labeled closer to "predators", and other species perpetuating the stereotype that we're brutish assholes all the time compared to them. The two physically strongest species in a showdown.

But now I'm curious what feud's exist between species in everyone else's world. Inquiring minds want to know.

Aug. 15th, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
HELLO it is me, NADJA here. Perhaps some of you have seen or visited the Night Market (it is a bit of a misstatement since they are open all the time but you know, BRANDING and all) or perhaps you are very curious. Either way, I, NADJA have some very important tips for you.

1. There is a hag, her name is Celestina or something like that, TOTAL BITCH. When you go by her booth, you spit on the ground and say 'Nadja sent me.' Women have to stick together, but when you are a hag named Celestina, you may ROT.

2. The Night Market will only allow for bartering (goods, services, your soul) or for spending gold, silver, gems, your left eye, things like that. But honestly, bartering is your best bet because OF COURSE someone will be like, oh no, I can't make change for 35 gold coins I may as well just keep the whole thing and then you are up the river of shit without a way to row.

3. NEVER TAKE THE FIRST OFFER. Put a very disdainful look in your eye and surmise that perhaps the goblins down the way would take less. Then huff, shimmy your bosom, and prepare to walk away.

4. If you are a human DO NOT GO ALONE. They can smell it on you and will be on you SO fast. Do not let anyone take you anywhere. There is a bandersnatch, that if you sneeze in front of him, he will think you are now a part of his harem.

5. It is so fun!!!!! There are so many things to barter for, and if you enjoy slightly offensive t-shirts you will be AMAZED!!!! Just be careful because you may accidentally purchase a cursed item and then, well, too bad for you.

If your name is Al or my darling cupcake kitten Catra or Peel you are in VERY GOOD LUCK because we are going on a field trip to the Night Market very soon!!! And you may pick out something as a treat.

The end? I still don't know how to end these fucking things. Goodbye?

Aug. 11th, 2022


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO GUILLERMO & NADJA & ~THE FILM CREW~]
The house is here. In the city.


It has seen better days. There are holes in the floor and very weird smells. Did you two make a big mess before you went off on your English adventure without me?

Aug. 2nd, 2022


[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic

[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic

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[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic
Save for the threat of bodily harm my bargaining and negotiation skills have never been the greatest. I have to go to the Night Market, I've only been there once before and it was an experience. Some people were bargaining with jewels and someone had a pair of cartoon socks. I'll never take tapping my card for granted again.

The Outlander coven meeting is this coming Sunday. If anyone wants to If anyone has interest in helping with coven coordination please let me know. Must be as awesome as Max, thanks

ENZO.
You're still here, right? I know you are, but maybe we could move up the time line of meeting up to go to the market today?

Jul. 21st, 2022


[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic
Good morning (is it morning yet?), Vallo:

As this appears to be related to a magical spell or curse, the Department of Magical Research and those associated with it are aiding investigations into what happened and how to resolve it. Below the cut are the names of everyone I am aware of that fell ill during yesterday's Moon Day festivities. If you recall a name that is not on this list, please share it, along with any other information that you might have as to timing, initial symptoms, etc.

Thank you for your assistance.

List of the Affected )

Jul. 5th, 2022


[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic
So, shit sucks from time to time around here, especially with people leaving. Dan was here for a long fucking time, and there's a lot to kind of pick up and readjust there. One of the things he ran was Death Club, Wednesday evenings at the DOA building.

I'm not a therapist or a nurse or qualified specialist or whatever but I've been going to them since they were started up and I'll help run the Death Club one until someone more qualified shows up and wants to do it? I don't want to see it stop or fall to the wayside so. 8pm, DOA building on Wednesdays. If you've died back home, or come here from a point of death, or you have memories or knowledge of dying at home after, it's a safe place to listen and talk about those experiences.

Eleanor always brought amazing donuts so we'll have to match that too. There's always lots of snacks and coffee, and no pressure to talk, just standard support group stuff. But cooler cause death is metal.

Jul. 3rd, 2022


[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic

[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic

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[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic
Hey quick question, is Dracula around and does he drive a Lexus? Cause if he is and does, he's an asshole who doesn't know how to drive and he abandoned these cuties.

Does anyone know any vampire hunters? Who wants kittens??? I need to get them checked out by a vet though, so that's a tentative ask.

EDIT: I need the vampire hunter for DRACULA. NO ONE ELSE. HAPPY, NADJA?

Jun. 29th, 2022


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
an excerpt from Lady Boyle's Travel Guide: Serkonos, Chapter 4 - Surviving the Serkonan Sun:


1. Wear loose, lightweight fabrics. Leave the wool in Gristol if you want to survive your summer holiday by the crystal blue sea. Cotton and linen will become your new closest companions.
2. But not too close! Those poufy blouses and wide sleeves on the women and men of Karnaca aren't just for style - the more air flow you can get, the happier you'll be.
3. Think twice before baring everything. You may see a Cullero dockworker going shirtless all day and think "I shall abandon my wardrobe entirely!" without considering that your delicate Dunwall skin is not inured to the heat and the sun's constant rays. Take it from a lady who has suffered sunstroke: keep covered or weep.
4. Hats have not been the fashion in Dunwall for some time, but they are a practical necessity if you must be about on the southern isle. A broad brim will provide much-needed shade for the face no matter where you may find yourself standing.
5. Time your activities according to the sun! If you wish to take a hike on Shindaery Peak, start at first light and finish before the sun reaches its zenith. If you want to enjoy the food stalls in Cyria Gardens, venture out at sunset and enjoy your fried plantains as you watch the lantern-lighting that come with dusk. What to do in the afternoon? Enjoy the lovely local tradition of the afternoon nap.
6. Water and juice will serve you far better than champagne in the heat (though I must recommend the champagne and peach cocktail they serve at the Grand Karnaca Hotel). Keep drinking to keep yourself in enough sweat to cool your body as it evaporates.
7. Enjoy smaller meals with only moderate amounts of meat (if any). The work of digestion raises the heat of the body! Spread it out over the day as much as you can; there's a reason Serkonos invented Small Plates!
8. Not one place in any town will be running the ovens or stovetops in the heat of the day, and you shouldn't, either. It's hot enough without creating extra sources of it.
9. Treat yourself to a basin of cool water for soaking your feet at the end of the day. It will cool you off for sleep and feel positively divine!
10. And finally, when choosing a hotel room, look for one on the ground floor. Heat rises, and accordingly upstairs rooms are particularly upsetting in a Serkonan summer. For maximum beauty sleep, stay low and shaded.


Hope that helps. Complain less, nap more.