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Jun. 11th, 2022


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[info]valloic
I HAVE DONE IT

I ATTENDED AL'S GRADUATION ALTHOUGH THIS WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME

They announced his name and he bravely marched for face the trials of commencement head on as is only fitting for a member of our documentary crew.

(we are still looking for crew members, of course, you must be able to hold a camera or the fuzzy...stick thing, or you must be very good at asking questions of me and my Nadja doll



also Nandor and Guillermo)

AND OH HOW I WAILED THE TENSION WAS SO MUCH FOR ME HOW WOULD I REPLACE HIM

But he received the paper with his name, and that is very good ?????. And Peel did as well! Peel is not technically a member of the documentary crew so my wailing was not as loud for him, but I was still prepared to mourn because I mourn so beautifully, my bosom heaving.

Other little humans did the graduating as well. Apparently it happens every year! And you are expected to give a gift, so I have prepared my gifts for Al and Peel.

It took many hours but I think it is worth it. )

There were others, but obviously this is the best, most important gift. So, yes, Happy Merry I still don't truly know what this is A Graduation to you all.

May. 16th, 2022


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[info]valloic
Some motherfucker got a lot of explaining to do about how my sexy ass ended up in this place.

Though, I's gone a few hours with no damn vampires or werewolves so it be like motherfuckin vacation.

Where Tara's ass at? Sookie? I need a fuckin cocktail.

May. 9th, 2022


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[info]valloic
Good morning, fellow Outlanders!

You are all invited to participate in this year's Outlanders and Animals calendar! Be your best sexy sexy self in a photoshoot with all the cutest and coolest animals at the Vallo Wildlife Rehabilitation Sanctuary and the Vallo City Animal Shelter, and help us to repeat the incredible success of last year's effort.

[Wei Wuxian's favorite photo from last year's calendar, which involves much male nudity and bunnies]

We are also seeking volunteer photographers, makeup artists, stylists, set dressers, and others who are skilled artisans/artists comfortable with and respectful toward a variety of people and animals in varying states of undress.

Please express your interest as a volunteer model or artist in the comments here, and I will follow up with you accordingly.

My thanks and respect,
Lan Xichen
Acting Director of The Art of Expression

May. 3rd, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

Apr. 24th, 2022


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[info]valloic
[NANDOR & NADJA]
I got a job at the blood bank we usually go to, just part-time but it gets you two a discount. And I can maybe get first dibs on a few things whenever favorites come in to donate?

Also I had a question: Some vampires and others that are sensitive to the sun use "daylight rings" so they can go out into the sunlight. Obviously, you guys are from a different world, so there's a chance it might not work the same way, but it's something we could look into if you two wanted to?

I've been doing a little research on it, there are some vampires that are native to Vallo that use them, and then there's some from another world that do - Caroline was one of them, but she's not here anymore.

Apr. 1st, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
Hey guys, PSA.

1. If you put a cucumber next to a cat when they aren't looking it's considered absolute betrayal and therapy may be required.

2. I can't believe I have to clarify this but I am in no way related to anyone in this cat-people tavern in the forest. I don't know why I've gained VIP status there. I also don't know why sometimes they also think I work there. I don't. I really don't. I've explained this so many times but no one listens and I keep going there anyway because the food's good, 10/10.

3. 90% of my posts are numbered like this so I figured I'd keep up the tradition.

Mar. 17th, 2022


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[info]valloic
I just had the weirdest dream.

Mar. 11th, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
Oh HELLO TINY ONES what a delight for you that I am talking to you on this small thing!

Once, Nandor and Laszlo and I all went to see the most INCREDIBLE necromancer. Oh yes Colin Robinson and Guillermo were there too. And the documentary crew!!! Which, if anyone is interested in being a documentary crew ... person, do let us know, we're very interesting to listen to, you follow us around, you record us with the ... cameras, we tell you about our days, it is so much fun!



Completely unrelated, our documentary crew did have the unfortunate habit of dying. But one was 26 years old, he had lived a VERY LONG life really it was just a matter of time you know.

Our necromancer sold name keychains! I had Nadia, the boring version of Nadja, Nandor chose Steve, not sure why but I suppose Nandor The Rentless may be difficult to find, and Guillermo chose Gigi because Guillermo Greenburg Buillermo would not fit on one. I have ... obtained MANY for all of you so that I may know your names better, please tell me your name and I will supply you with an appropriate one.



Also, Nandor, I need to have PMS with you, make that happen now.






I mean a private messaging system.

Feb. 18th, 2022


[info]hisses
[info]valloic

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[info]hisses
[info]valloic
[filtered away from the princess squad.]

Hey, question.

Anyone got any ideas about how someone can make up for the fact that a) you took over a person's kingdom and kind of broke it and b) you messed up reality to the point that your friend's mom got stuck between dimensions to save it?

Asking for me because I'm a colossal fuck up. Serious replies only. Being away from home makes it hard to fix things.

Feb. 16th, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
fucking stupid thing I am certain Nandor has already contracted 10 different curses on this electronic device and WHERE WILL WE GET THE EMAILS FROM

HELLO yes, I am called Nadja! I am a HUMAN WOMAN of a certain HUMAN age who has experienced HUMAN WOMAN things like Sex and the City (should be called Not Enough Sex Too Much City am I right?), talking to BOSS BABE HUNS (tic and tac and taco symbol livingmywhy), and dealing with societal pressures of being the perfect wife, mother, sister, daughter, and friend all in one while working on the hustle and grind (misleading) but not too much working so that the cookies can be baking for a bake sale tomorrow all while earning 82 cents to the dollar!

I have been pretending so well to be a human and it is EXHAUSTING why would anyone be this???????????

HELLO yes, I am looking for my FELLOW HUMANS Laszlo (perhaps you know him as Jackie Daytona, a bartender from Pennsylvania) and Nandor The Relentless.





Also yes alright or our familiar bodyguard Gizmo Buillermo. OH AND THE DOCUMENTARY CREW please tell me they have made it!!!!

Nov. 29th, 2019


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[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


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[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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