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Feb. 1st, 2023


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[info]valloic
It's disappointing that I missed out on seeing hell simply because I do not feel guilty about my life choices.

Jan. 26th, 2023


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Well then.

Some of you types more sensitive to the coming and goings of the world may have felt something a bit off this morning when you rose. Moreso than usual I would suppose. It would seem Vallo has expanded its collection of Hells to include my domain.

And before you ask, no I did not ask for or summon it here. I'm sure some of you nerds enjoy bringing your work home with you but have you seen that throne? I'm lucky not to have a flat arse after all these centuries.

Right. I would advise any of you feeling guilt over that muffin you cheated with this morning to stuff it in the bag with the discarded wrappings and dispose of the lot. Also keep an eye on dead bodies...except vampires and zombies. I think. I suppose they are fairly similar concepts to demons possessing the dead...

In other words, please do not poke the Hell if you can help it and should you need any assistance with its presence causing issue, myself or Rory would be best to ask.

[RORY]

Perhaps I should have asked before volunteering but knowing this lot and their penchant for wining, dining, and trying to mount trouble, I will need all the help I can get with someone familiar with the place.

Jan. 22nd, 2023


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Filtered to: Laszlo Cravensworth


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I had the winning bid on your topiary services from the NYE Charity auction. I have been meaning to reach out to you about setting up a time to discuss that with you. When would be a good time for you?

Jan. 11th, 2023


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[info]valloic
Right so uh - fun fact? Maybe? You can get high on the mushrooms. Not so fun fact? So can everything else.

Could kind of use a couple extra fliers out here. Guess some small wyvern like creatures on this family's farm decided to eat the attacking mushrooms and now they're all high as shit. Literally and figuratively. Red and I have been trying to corral them in the air so they don't get too far from home while under the influence but there's like thirty of them and it's getting a little dicey.

Heads up if you head over though that a couple of them are getting a little aggressive too and been trying to snap at us but it's nothing too crazy.

[ coordinates ]

Jan. 6th, 2023


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I don't believe in karma, but it seems I'll never escape the meaningless affirmation of social media. But as I don't have my typewriter or my cello, I'm finding that I have nothing else to do at the moment. And as much as Enid giggles while she messages people, I will admit some curiosity.

[Enid]

Also, I have some rather distressing news. Quite possibly the worst.

Jan. 4th, 2023


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[info]fivespits
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OH HELLO, have we missed Krampus because of You-Know-What-Mas? I have told him time and time again, could you perhaps not pick another month?? So that there are no silent nights (although they should not be so silent if you're doing it right if you know what I mean) or ho--I cannot even type the word without my fingers starting to bleed but the other kind of night or the manger thing. THE NIGHT IS MEANT TO BE OUR SANCTUARY.

(Guillermo, go and do a check on the entire place to make sure there are no surprise You-Know-What-Mas things around so we don't have to worry about starting on fire)

But yes, Krampus is an old friend!!! Well, I suppose Laszlo met him first--his whole whipping deal was very appealing to him obviously, but you know what they say about never meeting your heroes? It was a bit like that. Not disappointing, but. You expect one thing and get another. Nice creature! Probably good whipping.

Nov. 21st, 2022


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EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

Nov. 29th, 2019


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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


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tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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