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Apr. 17th, 2021


[info]chicksdigscars
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[info]chicksdigscars
[info]valloic

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[info]chicksdigscars
[info]valloic
So much for being in the Ghost River Triangle forever, I guess? Thanks to the people at the DOA who filled us in on everything going on here, though. That intro video was amazing! Helped with the WTF moment. (Sorry again for the "Dead On Arrival" jokes, btw. I'm sure you've heard them a million times!)

ANYWAY - Wynonna, we heard you might be here! Your two favorite people are here, come get us!!!

Apr. 16th, 2021


[info]notquitenoon
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[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic

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[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic
Real disappointed I didn't manage to shoot that dog-hating creep before this here complication kicked in, but I also don't really need to be going back to jail none. Could at least make it so I could bite his ankles, Vallo. You owe me one now.

Apr. 14th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic

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[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
what the fucking fUCK

Apr. 13th, 2021


[info]notjane
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[info]notjane
[info]valloic

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[info]notjane
[info]valloic
I know I shouldn't be laughing but
I'm sorry Ronan
Am I sorry?


If anyone sees a giant raven, who goes by the name Chainsaw, who may or may not have flown off with a tiny angry puppet Ronan Lynch, feel free to tell her she is a very good girl and deserves all the trash.

Also, I'll give you some knit freebies if you can get her to come back to the market with him.

Apr. 7th, 2021


[info]marshalgivens
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[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic

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[info]marshalgivens
[info]valloic
I understand something's up to its infamous tricks as of late but if someone finds an off-white worn Stetson, you mind letting me know? Just happen to be attached to that hat and who knows if it'll show up from whence it disappeared.

Apr. 6th, 2021


[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

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[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic
Sooooooooo things have been going missing? And like, a whole ass building?

... Has anyone checked their bank account cause I'm in the neg by $7200 atm and I discovered this after my card got declined getting tacos.

Sidenote: Jesse you're buying dinner tonight.

Mar. 23rd, 2021


[info]wearsthehat
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[info]wearsthehat
[info]valloic

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[info]wearsthehat
[info]valloic
We got ourselves an ill wind blowin' our way and I don't mean them monster things in the woods.

(Well. Maybe them monster things in the woods. Stink, don't they?)

Anyhow, I found myself a sparkly. Remember them totems? Guess it didn't vanish when whoever had it last vamoosed. This one feels good, feels right. Somethin' with air? Nearly flew a bit, earlier. And I can gust hard enough to annoy B.O.B. I been practicing with my sniper rifle, totem by my side, and if it don't shoot straighter than ever after I fiddle with the winds, well.

Anything I gotta know about magic? Keep it short; I ain't gonna attend a class and I ain't much for lecturin'.

[ ooc - ignore Ashe's use of 'vultures' on the network - I thought they had been identified but they hadn't. Just assume she's referring to 'feathery monsters' in the woods please! ]

Mar. 10th, 2021


[info]bestbitch
[info]valloic

[info]bestbitch
[info]valloic

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[info]bestbitch
[info]valloic
Fuck thi

Best pizza places? Thin crust. None of that deep dish bullshit.

Mar. 9th, 2021


[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic

[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic

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[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic
Until further notice, please visit WWW in person or send an owl with your orders. Or cats. Whatever other methods you may have. I don't fancy having all your credit card information out there for anyone to see.

Also, green pygmy puffs are available for purchase with St. Patrick's Day coming up. Get them while you can! Must pass a basic human decency questionnaire to adopt one.

Mar. 8th, 2021


[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic

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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic
Thanks to my uncle, Ásynja Meadery is looking to expand into the ale business. We've been working on developing several ales for our first lineup, but I'd like to get feedback from the public before we make it available to sell.

So those of you who have been with me from the beginning (new people still welcome!), you know what time it is.

I'm looking for a handful of volunteers who could be available tomorrow evening to try our new ales and provide feedback.

Mar. 2nd, 2021


[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic

[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]notquitenoon
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]
If the cops come knocking, I did not steal sixty million dollars. I swear. I ain't hardly sniffed at trouble in at least a month. Spent more time riding my bike and goofing off with the pets this week than planning a damn robbery. Christ on a cracker. Nearly pissed myself when I checked my bank balance to make sure I had enough to pay for a burrito.

Feb. 22nd, 2021


[info]torettos
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[info]torettos
[info]valloic

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[info]torettos
[info]valloic
Not sure who shouted "Dominic Toretto must be defeated!" but I appreciate you.

But this is me announcing my retirement from Fight Club. These old bones can't keep up with you young ones anymore. It was fun while it lasted, fully expect me to come watch and bet on you all still.

Now to the point of this post, who here is interested in racing cars?

Feb. 18th, 2021


[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic

Log: Jesse & Syd


[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic
FEB 14TH | EVENING
SYDNEY CLARKE + JESSE MCCREE
Within the hour, I’ll be throwin’ sushi at ya from across the bed.
ON THE ROAD TO GALDIN QUAY | A Valentine Day after the adoption event.
Read more... )

Feb. 10th, 2021


[info]wearsthehat
[info]valloic

[info]wearsthehat
[info]valloic

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[info]wearsthehat
[info]valloic
AWW HELL -- no you don't you sonuvabitch; back up. I SAID BACK UP. GIT. GIT. Hey, Vallo, this here's Ashe; I had a... a thingie--- B.O.B. HERD IT AWAY FROM THE GUNPOWDER -- I had a thingie written up but it got deleted, so I figured-- I'll just say it instead of tryin' to write it-- THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW--

All pink and red fireworks half off through Valentines! Come and git 'em. If you help me with these gobblers I take another 20% off the top. If you blow 'em up in MY STORE I'm gonna be madder than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. You hear me? TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

Yeah, that's right Vallo. Them turkeys? They got into the city, and they're gonna have themselves a real nice Thankskilling.

FILTERED TO OSTYIA WHASERNAME. Is this filtered? Nah, don't think it is-- shiiiiiiiit, c'mon, it's not that har--- B.O.B.!! B.O.B.!! What did I TELL you?? Get them away from the GUNPOWDER. Yeah. YEAH. Like that. USE THE SHOCK MODE ON YOUR-- yeah!!! You got it. Way to go. Okay what was I-- oh yeah OSTYIA I was gonna be subtle and coy but shit's gone sideways; you wanna knock boots this Valentines Day? I know you like dynamite, and I wanna bang, so let me know if you wanna, 'cause I'm REAL sweet, and-- what in TARNATION-- B.O.B. they're IN MY OFFICE. I'ma wring their pimply little necks with my bare hands-- B.O.B.!! DO SOMETHING.

Y'all have a nice day, ya hear? Hope to see you soon! Mwha! That's a kiss.

Feb. 9th, 2021


[info]theyellowbird
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[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

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[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
"Murder Turkeys" because Vallo.

● They appear to be stronger, faster, and possibly more durable? I've never tried to fight of a Turkey before.
● Hoards. So far sightings have been in large numbers.
● I haven't heard of any sightings outside of the forest.
● Defense teams, make sure you are patrolling with at least one other person.
● If anyone is available for extra shifts, let us know.
● If you're going to get involved in dealing the the turkeys and you're not on the defense teams, let us know if you want to work with us for an efficient approach.
● If you get stuck, trapped, or in trouble, contact us and we will come to you.
● Please don't try to make one your pet.
● Atreus has already tried reasoning with them.

Feb. 6th, 2021


[info]dreamedup
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[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

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[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic
Holy Lady Gaga Oreos, friends! (they're really good, by the way, mostly just like a Golden Oreo but come in super fun colors so I love them) Like Ronan said before, next week Sunday is our adoption event in collaboration with the shelter and let me tell you, it's going to be SO amazing. Every single animal up for adoption are fantastic, some are great running partners, some are perfect snuggle buds, some are low--key low-maintenance friends, there's really an animal friend for everyone! So come next weekend and prepare to fall in love--or just donate money, that's amazing too!! Either way we're going to have the BEST time.

In case you didn't know (lololololol I think most people do but I have to say it anyway because I don't want to assume!!) I love snacks of all kinds and here are some of my faves.

Here there be pictures of snacks of various types just FYI for your screens, please do not consider them recommendations from me, Jade, just Matthew, who loves everything. )

Okay, have a GREAT day!! :))))))))))

Feb. 4th, 2021


[info]needleworking
[info]valloic

[info]needleworking
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]needleworking
[info]valloic
This is a general notice that I've accepted the responsibility of teaching two courses at the Clinic open to the public beginning next month (March).

First Aid + Sexual Education )

Both classes will be focused on non-magical approaches to medical treatment, as not everyone here has access to magic. If you have questions, please let me know.

Feb. 1st, 2021


[info]alteridem
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[info]alteridem
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[info]alteridem
[info]valloic
Alright losers. If you're new to this dance party, there's a farmer's market every Tuesday and Thursday out at the Barns. Just take a waypoint. It's a dairy and textile farm so don't come looking for vegetables or whatever. Dairy products, wool, some fucking ~fiber arts~, that sort of thing.

This month, Syd and I planned a team up with Vallo's Animal Shelter and we're doing something different on the 14th.

Lonely Hearts Adoption Event )

[FILTERED TO SYDNEY CLARKE & MATTHEW LYNCH]
Look at all this effort. Now you get to help me make this shit a reality. What do you think about putting heart-shaped name tags on all the animals (or their cages)? Too cheesy?

Jan. 23rd, 2021


[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic

[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic

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[info]gfweasley
[info]valloic
603, you served me well, but the new flat isn't bad either. I'll miss you, wigs.

Anyone else having trouble sleeping though?

[ooc; Posted at like 3 AM.]

Jan. 19th, 2021


[info]drexaminer
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[info]drexaminer
[info]valloic

vallo prime


[info]drexaminer
[info]valloic
Not that I am really saying anything will happen within the next 24 hours (but we all expect it anyway), how many of you can I rely on as backup at the clinic? I had a few hands but lost them, not just today but over the course of the last few weeks.