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( Delivered to the Burrow addressed to George Weasley (please mouse over & click) )

Jiang Cheng? Wei Wuxian?

I may need some help.

Mother and fucker.

Nothing like flying around your childhood home in a completely different world than you're used to.

There's also nothing like watching the house you grew up in disappear before your eyes. Well, most of it, at least.

I appreciate everyone's enthusiasm for pulling pranks on your fellow Outlanders. While we had some strong contenders and it came close in the end, our winner for First Annual Fool's Contest is Wei Wuxian! You're free to come down to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes at any time to claim your prize.

Can't wait to see what next year brings!

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
So the Burrow showed up a bit ago and, with it, the broom shed out back. The brooms aren't anything fancy, but I reckon we have enough in there for a game of Quidditch if we wanted to give it a go at some point?

this wine is not the worst ihave tasted. my mother loved a plum wine so sour it maks my toes curleven now. anyway the schnap ps were better. swweeter
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I will pay someone to come search lotuspier for any more pictures of wei wuxian please I cant take his dumb face anymore.

[FILTERED TO WEN QING]

if Iasked you to put it back where it belongs, could you do it

Diego says that finding the entire wine cellar from Grazyk is no reason to stop in the middle of our training, but he did not accidentally stumble upon it when taking a water break nor does he understand that the sheer size alone would be enough to stop any person. He also is on the mend, and truly the break was for his benefit not mine. Now, for those of you I owed a drink, can it be a Tranavian red?

FILTERED TO JACOB & EVIE

Have you been doing some remodeling under the Underground? And I am not speaking about the sudden appearance of my wine cellar, though you are both welcome to take from as payment for unintentionally housing it under your establishment.

April Fool's comes once a year. Yes?

I was told I should introduce myself on this, and that I will be able to find people here I know through it.

I am Lan Sizhui, a Cultivator and new arrival.

Thank you to those at the Department of Outlander Affairs who took the time to show me how to use this to send messages. There is so much to see here, I look forward to learning more about this city and the customs of the people.

JIANG CHENG

I know it is still a bit early, so I hope I am not interrupting your morning. However, Wei Wuxian and I were going to be meeting for breakfast, but he hasn't yet arrived. I have been waiting long enough that I am growing concerned, especially with what others were mentioning about the dangers in the forest being especially high in the last few days.

Would you be able to go and check on him, perhaps out in the Burial Mounds? I am worried for him.

MARCH 7

JIANG CHENG & GEORGE WEASLEY
"You’re lucky I’m not dressed for burying a body."

LOTUS PIER TOUR | PG (SOME GLOOMY TALK)

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[automatically translated from Mandarin]

I am carrying around an entire library and personal diary and so far it is very easy to use. I can't help but think of how many problems could have been solved before they got worse at home. Can I take it with me when I go back?

Okay, so I signed up for my first Fight Club. I haven't trained with anyone like, ever, I don't eat people so I don't have all the fun wendigo powers, I have some greater-than-average BS like healing and stamina but like, again, I don't eat people so they're not all that great, a murder turkey once kicked my ass and my greatest win to date has been beating the shit out of some punk in the fifth grade who stole my Cool Ranch Doritos.

a) Am I going to die, and b) who's betting on me?

It's the weekend before St. Patrick's Day. I know there's a party somewhere. And if not, who wants to hit the bars?

Gretchen, I know you're up for this.

[ FILTERED TO FRED WEASLEY & HARRY POTTER ]
You're both coming along and if I hear arguments, I'm going to physically drag you along.

-Alexis, the answer is no. You're gorgeous.
-Brigitte, any amount of bi is valid. Go live your best life.
-Max, PWP can be great. If the writing doesn't totally suck. Trust me. Some does.
-Steve, ask Jason about Pokemon.
-Whoever asked about losing almost everyone you care about, if you figure that out, let me know.

Until further notice, please visit WWW in person or send an owl with your orders. Or cats. Whatever other methods you may have. I don't fancy having all your credit card information out there for anyone to see.

Also, green pygmy puffs are available for purchase with St. Patrick's Day coming up. Get them while you can! Must pass a basic human decency questionnaire to adopt one.

[FILTERED TO GLORIOUS GOODS + FRIENDS?*]

Waking up with a mash of new memories crammed into ones head isn't something I'd recommend. Have any of you dealt with that yet?

I don't think I'll be into the shop today I should go to the cli. Sor Sorry. I have a few injuries I need to look into, along with a headache even the Mother above can't cure. And a house to say hello to.

[OOC: I'm being pretty liberal with this! Her fam, Vax, Jiang Cheng, Thurvishar, Cassandra, Solaire and p much anyone else she's talked to more than once or had wine with?]