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IT MAY NOT HELP BUT BE SURE TO USE INCOGNITO MODE ON YOUR SEARCH ENGINE FOR TIMES LIKE THIS WHEN THE NETWORK GOES A BIT HAYWIRE. IT SHOULD BE AN OPTION WHEN YOU OPEN A TAB TO OPEN ONE AS INCOGNITO, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

ON ANOTHER TOPIC, IS ANYONE MISSING A NECKLACE? I FOUND IT IN MY THINGS THIS MORNING WHEN SETTING UP FOR THE MARKET, SO I SUPPOSE IT MAY HAVE GOTTEN.. DROPPED? OR LOST? IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Good morning, fellow Outlanders!

You are all invited to participate in this year's Outlanders and Animals calendar! Be your best sexy sexy self in a photoshoot with all the cutest and coolest animals at the Vallo Wildlife Rehabilitation Sanctuary and the Vallo City Animal Shelter, and help us to repeat the incredible success of last year's effort.

[Wei Wuxian's favorite photo from last year's calendar, which involves much male nudity and bunnies]

We are also seeking volunteer photographers, makeup artists, stylists, set dressers, and others who are skilled artisans/artists comfortable with and respectful toward a variety of people and animals in varying states of undress.

Please express your interest as a volunteer model or artist in the comments here, and I will follow up with you accordingly.

My thanks and respect,
Lan Xichen
Acting Director of The Art of Expression

But she could come back, right? People do that? Even though

[FILTERED TO WWW EMPLOYEES & HIS FAMILY]

George thinks he's very funny and he has left me in charge of his joke shop. I am obviously not the best suited for such things, but I will be handling the managerial end while Wei Wuxian employs his obnoxious skills for the product side of things. I trust he will do the Weasleys proud.


This is obviously a difficult situation. I am unlikely to be anywhere near as personable as the shop's true owners. But I promise to make sure the doors stay open and this place is waiting for the Weasleys if when whether they return or not.

If you have concerns, speak them now.

I am saddened to see that Tina Cohen-Chang has left us. She was a great artist and friend, and she will be missed by many, myself included. In her absence, and with hope that she may one day return to us, I will be taking up administration of the Arts Center. I would not see her legacy of promoting the arts in Vallo vanish along with her.

[Filtered to Jiang Wanyin]
I am sorry to see that George Weasley has been taken from Vallo. Please let me know if you need any help; all of us at Cloud Recesses are at your disposal.
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[Filtered to Will Laurence]
Would you mind if I came to the covert this evening? I will warn you that I cannot promise to be the best company, but it would be a comfort to me.
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[ Jiang Cheng ]

Uncle, I saw the news about the Weasley Clan. I know you are going to say that you are all right, but I am sending Fairy over to you just in case you need someone close.

This is my first experience with the fabled fickleness of Vallo. I am glad it is not always like this, but it seems very difficult to cope with.

Oh, that was an incredibly rough notification to get.

[BONNIE BENNETT]

I'm so sorry. I know we aren't particularly close, but would you mind if I brought you dinner tonight?

Does anyone have any sort of advice, or tips for keeping plants alive? Or even ah, charms or spells? I had heard that it was difficult to kill succulents and purchased one for the lab, but it's droopy and disappointed with me. Help?? (Yes I watered it.)

[ Filtered to Jayce ]

This chainsaw prototype you mentioned. What was its intended use when you designed it?

[ /Filter ]

VOICE POST.

Hello. I have been told this works similarly to a sending stone. And I can contact—I can type? Is that like, oh! I see. Thank you. With the letters? No, no F.C.G. I didn't mean you, but—Hm? What did you ask? Ah, yes. [Some polite laughter.] I am indeed blue, all the time.

Now excuse me, where do I say we are? The Department of Outlander Affairs office?

Imogen, could you—[There is a few pointed coughing noises, one which sounds suspiciously like the name Fearne and not a cough.]

TEXT POST.

Orym, Laudna. If you could manage to come to the Department of Outlander's Affairs office, myself, Imogen, Fearne, and F.C.G are waiting. I'm concerned Fearne has acquired some things that might belong to other people. And F.C.G. has refused the money they have offered at least five times.

This is Dorian, by the way. I am not sure if you can tell from the writing. Can everyone see this?

It's nearly that time of year again! Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for all of your pranking needs! Got specials on our final stock of weed based products and B1G1 on our Muggle Magic Tricks.

Also looking for part time help, if anyone needs a job.

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF THE WEASLEY TWINS ]
Keep your Friday evenings free, I'm having a little party for Fred and I at the Burrow. Best present gets you a dinner that isn't going to turn you into a canary. :P

While I am glad I experienced the Disney park, I can't say I understand the appeal of rides that make your stomach turn, or so much deep fried food. Never again, Keith.

But the parade and fireworks were enjoyable. If anyone has any suggestions that don't involve the rides, I would like to hear them.

I enjoyed the magic symposium. It made me want to experiment more with my own magic. Well, a mixture of my magic, the zidian, and the magic of the totem. I think I'm on my way to managing a sort of storm cloud with lightning. Aiming the energy is proving difficult, but it's possible I just need a more inspiring target.

Anyone always wanted to be struck by lightning?

[FILTERED TO JIN LING]

You've had some time to settle in and adjust to the chaos of this place. What do you want to do if this is where you spend the rest of your life? You were born into leadership but you have some flexibility here.

Okay. So like its not mine. But I found something out in the forest that is giving off seriously bad juju.

( Picture below cut )

Does it mean anything to anyone?

[ Filtered to Kate ]

On the scale of 1-10, with 1 being "fuck this fake-ass holiday" and 10 being "I want wine, I want romance, I want a truckload of personalized dildos, I want sweet nothings whispered into my ear" how into Valentines Day are you

asking for a friend

[ /Filter ]

HEY PEOPLE from other worlds who don't know what Valentines Day is about, it is me, your guide, your guru, Thom or otherwise known as Mhom, who is happy to answer any questions you might have about this unavoidable cultural tradition

Ask me questions

I have answers

Filter me if you're a coward and/or you have really weird kinks you don't want Vallo at large to know about and I will either guide you or judge you

roll the dice

[ attached image ]
Ran into Henruit's dog gang on our run this morning and he refused to sit for the photo op.

filtered: iris.
Wanna hit up the training grounds sometime this week? I'm curious to see how much you picked up over the past ten years.

Valentine's Day sale at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! Whether you love love, hate the commercialization, or just want some fancy chocolate that might turn you into a canary, we have something for everyone here!

And the next person to ask me for a love potion is getting hexed. Have a great day!

[ FILTERED TO JIANG CHENG ]
Say, do you happen to have some free time next Monday? Say, around 8?

Good evening, Vallo! It's Nikolai Lantsov. This entry was inspired by one Matt Murdock, who is looking for work. I, too, am looking for work, because my cupboard is bare and I don't appear to be going home anytime soon. Apparently playing chicken with Fate rarely works in my favour. So: the essentials:

- I like people! People like me. And if you don't yet, give me time. I'm adorable.
- Before coming here, I would have said I'm extremely good at swordfighting, but having witnessed some of you at the Training Grounds, now I can confidently say that I'm only decent at it
- I've dabbled in politics and all that entails. I can read, write, cajole prettily, and lie through my teeth if necessary
- I have experience in privateering (and with that comes skills in sailing, navigation, naval warfare, and looking cute in the throws of scurvy)

My one concern? Any job I do must be during the day. I've got prior commitments in the evenings that I simply can't miss.

hey, morgan here

i'm alive (thanks hannah) but i'm having kind of a hard time holding a form right now

so i'm not gonna be at any of my works today

also can someone please tell me where murderbot is sitting in rest mode? i'd like to visit