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May. 5th, 2022


[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
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[late at night]


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
I can't sleep because of how AWESOME I am, so instead let's play Harrowhark Nonegesimus's FAVORITE game: "Would You Rather". Despite the fetid bag's continuous insistence that she'd rather I shut up, she absolutely loved the chance to tell me how my logic was all fucky. So now, Vallo, it's your turn: Would you rather communicate only in emoji for a year or have everything - everything - smell like Nutella forever?

Choose wisely.

[ Filtered to Vanya ]
Have you've ever taken a vacation? I haven't. Disregarding the time I was dead I mean. I don't think it's quite the same thing.

Apr. 7th, 2022


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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Your self defense tip of the day: some asshole grabs you in a side headlock, turn into the attacker's side because the goal is to avoid losing your air, and then slam the fuck out of their groin. Fight's not over until the threat is gone, so you hit once, you hit twice, you hit until you can run like hell, no shame in that.

also if anyone has any idea on how to get a ghost in a body

Also, if anyone has any idea on how to communicate with someone who died a ghost my brother. Let me know. He uses the devices, which is fucking weird, but. Something more permanent.

[Ben]

I know I'm not Klaus
I was a shit brother to you as a kid
You already died and left twice and I don't

Hey.
With Klaus gone I want to--know you're around.
Not that I didn't before, obviously.
And if you like being all ghostly, that's fine.
But if you wanted something else. I think we should work on it.

Apr. 6th, 2022


[info]guqin
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[info]guqin
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[info]guqin
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Rabbits don't lay eggs, and they aren't large enough to sit upon.

Explain your holiday.

Mar. 30th, 2022


[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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Does anyone here deal in power-based sparring that might be willing to train/work with someone on a more fundamental level? Energy blasts (if that's what they're called), telekinesis, force-fields, etc.?

Mar. 21st, 2022


[info]superfamous
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[info]superfamous
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[info]superfamous
[info]valloic
Hargreeves, Dan, and Sabrina]
I know things still kind of suck right now, but Claire asked if we could all go to Disney together for one day.

Mar. 15th, 2022


[info]pathofnight
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[info]pathofnight
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[info]pathofnight
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Where's my dad????

So missing:
Lucifer Morningstar
Fjord
Lizzie Saltzman
Sara Lance
Blue
Prue Halliwell
Sydney Clarke
Stephen Strange
Wanda Maximoff
Leon Orcot

[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
[Filtered to DOA]
Who around here handles Weird Shit Going Down? We've picked up a magitechnical stream over here at MageNet that seems to indicate at least a few people have been snatched up to somewhere. Mei and I are getting it set up for monitoring now, so if any of you want to get on down here (Conference Room 1012), we could use some Powers That Be types.

Feb. 22nd, 2022


[info]niera
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[info]niera
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[info]niera
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Vallo Outlanders. After addressing your DOA members, you are on the hook with the fae realm to assist in returning the following members of the royal family and courts from whatever your newest disaster has pulled them into.

Meriol and Thian Valmaris, my twin brothers
Selenia Greytree, my personal guard and mentor
Aurae Sylris, my father's advisor
Aien Keyzeiros, the Spring Court's representative for the council
Arryn Briarvale, the Unseelie ruling family's private healer
An informant from the Dusk Court who goes by the name Sparrow
And an absolutely horrible ex-best fr Clover

Captain Nightspark has also alerted me that Eidothea one of his enlisted members is also missing and breaking a contract the Wild Hunt holds between courts. If she is not found, he will require a replacement and I am not against offering one of you.

PRIVATE TO CYPRIAN.
I know you can see this. The DOA let me know another fae had registered for network access. The only reason I have not slit your throat immediately is that I believe getting my living brothers back is far more important vengeance at the moment. Stay out of my way and I won't gut you as you did to my brothers.

Feb. 6th, 2022


[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
[info]valloic
So we've recently lost a number of teachers at the Outlander school. We do employ locals to fill positions as needed, but if there are any Outlanders looking for work, there are positions available in:

  • Maths

  • Languages

  • Dance

  • Civics/Government

  • Physical Education


If anyone has an interest in Literature, that can also be an option.

Applications can be submitted at the DOA. I'm not in charge of this operation so it's not me you have to impress. It's not a full time job unless you take on several classes, so it can definitely be a second revenue stream if your schedule allows for flexibility.

Again, not the one you have to impress, but relevant experience in the class you're applying for is required.

Feb. 2nd, 2022


[info]ofravka
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[info]ofravka
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[info]ofravka
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Good evening, Vallo! It's Nikolai Lantsov. This entry was inspired by one Matt Murdock, who is looking for work. I, too, am looking for work, because my cupboard is bare and I don't appear to be going home anytime soon. Apparently playing chicken with Fate rarely works in my favour. So: the essentials:

- I like people! People like me. And if you don't yet, give me time. I'm adorable.
- Before coming here, I would have said I'm extremely good at swordfighting, but having witnessed some of you at the Training Grounds, now I can confidently say that I'm only decent at it
- I've dabbled in politics and all that entails. I can read, write, cajole prettily, and lie through my teeth if necessary
- I have experience in privateering (and with that comes skills in sailing, navigation, naval warfare, and looking cute in the throws of scurvy)

My one concern? Any job I do must be during the day. I've got prior commitments in the evenings that I simply can't miss.

Jan. 11th, 2022


[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
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Something's in the air, Bonesmen. I tried to order a chocolate croissant this morning and my mouth refused to form the words. Instead I ordered some little egg quiche thing in a cupcake foil? Shittiest cupcake I've ever had. Which is to say: Vallo is being Vallo again.

To those newbies wondering what the candy-covered fuck that is supposed to mean: hi. Sometimes Vallo is a pain in the arse. You just have to roll with it. My name's Ginger, by the by, if you need to lose against a tall, powerful redheaded woman in armed combat.

Jan. 9th, 2022


[info]secondumbrella
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[info]secondumbrella
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[No Subject]


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Hello.

This is a notification to alert everyone that I've officially started a war against Vaxaldan no, shit that's not right.

Vaxoldon?
Isn't there a comma or something in it Vax,il no that looks fucking stupid
Vax* no also dumb
does he have a last name?? Or hasn't had a last name this whole time and I haven't fucking noticed
is it too late to ask someone? Probably
I could google it but that's fucking weird
Stick with what I know

Shots fired )

He says this is me.

I need everyone to pick sides, now.

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: in the war, not if this looks like me.

Dec. 14th, 2021


[info]superdead
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[info]superdead
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[info]superdead
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hello?

[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
For anyone who was wondering: yes, my family is the worst the extraordinarily wealthy have to offer. My parents are actually worse than the Christmas Movie Worst - no one has an assassin on retainer to kill a whole bunch of people to cover up a space station disaster in Christmas movies. Making a conference table out of a tree of immense emotional significance would actually be pretty tame for them.

Also, fun fact I learned in Serendipity Hills: in most worlds with an America, Jack Kennedy was assassinated in 1963. I'm amazed you guys still had space programs.

Dec. 1st, 2021


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[info]childofthor
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Yule/New Years/Because I Want Another Party celebration on December 31 at Ásynja Meadery. Throw sharp objects and be merry.

Nov. 24th, 2021


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[info]legendaryhero
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Has anyone else come across a really aggressive unicorn today? I guess maybe I got too used to Swift Wind because I tried to go up and pet it, and it literally tried to stab me with its horn.

Nov. 19th, 2021


[info]guqin
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[info]guqin
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[info]guqin
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[ Filtered to Wei Ying ]

It feels like we're getting away with something.

I am very happy.

[ /Filter ]

Thank you to those who have sent their regards in honor of my upcoming wedding with Wei Wuxian. Your kindness brings joy to our home. I realize that I have not been easy to work with regarding the planning of the event; it took me a while to determine the meaning of 'Bridezilla' I humbly apologize for being opinionated with how I wish the day to go. We would not have had such an opportunity back home. I did not want to hide it beneath a curtain. We are fortunate to be here, among such friends.

Nov. 16th, 2021


[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
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But WHY does the bone holiday have to be over??

Nov. 8th, 2021


[info]fourofseven
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[info]fourofseven
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[info]fourofseven
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Wow. This place is something.

And now I keep singing "what's this?" at everything I see.

Oh and I tried to tell them I was Diego, but they said he's here, so then I said Ben, and then they told me they knew I was Klaus and that I had been here before but I certainly don't remember it.

Nov. 2nd, 2021


[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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[info]theordinaryone
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TEXT MESSAGES TO DIEGO
» Do you want to go get tacos with me when you have some time?