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We've gotten a lot of new people and had too many people lea and I know the intro video goes over a lot of places, but I know there's some that people don't always find out about until they've been here awhile and are usually blown away by! So! I think most of these are a big deal if you're from a version of Earth but even those of us not from it have found these places to be really cool to go to.

Atlantis: The lost city of Atlantis is here. It's underwater and where the Atlanteans live. You can visit it by passing through a checkpoint on [IDK REMEMBER THE NAME] beach. You might even change into something like a merperson while you're down there.

The Great Library of Alexandria: big library. I think for most of us its destroyed on our earth's. But its here and you can get a library card to go peruse it

Theme parks: Blizzardworld and Critical Role Land. We had Disney but it was only for a few days.

There's also a dinosaur island but I'm pretty sure that's still blocked from visitors.

What else would you guys recommend for newbies to go take a look at?

Tags: !: network post, avatar: zuko, caos: sabrina spellman, critical role: vax'ildan, god of war: atreus, original character: rhysh vanev, riordanverse: nico di angelo, she-ra: adora, the magicians: margo hanson

My thanks to all who have already volunteered to assist with the Outlanders and Animals Calendar project. The window to volunteer is not yet closed. If you wish to participate in any capacity, please use the sign-up sheet at The Art of Expression.

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Good morning, all. Thank you for your interest in this project, and for your willingness to meet with me, show your very impressive portfolios, and begin the process of this great undertaking.

I would like to bring all of us together for a design meeting as soon as possible. Would you be so kind as to indicate your availability over the coming week for a discussion of artistic concepts?

For your future reference, here is the current list of animal models who will be joining our people; I have transcribed notes on names and descriptions where I have them.

[Identical list to the one for the Models below]
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[Filtered to Volunteer Models for the Outlander Calendar Project]
Good morning, all. Thank you for your interest and participation in this project. I have received the final list of animal models from the Sanctuary and the Shelter, and I would like to offer you all the opportunity to make special requests to be paired with specific animals. I cannot guarantee that these requests will be honored, especially if more than one person expresses an interest in a particular animal, but I will do my best.

Also, as we have had a great deal of interest in modeling, please drop by the sign-up sheet at The Art of Expression to indicate if you would be willing to be paired with another human model for your shoot.

( Animal Models )
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[Filtered to Lan Wangji]
Will has invited me to live with him and A-Xiang at the Dragon Covert. I have not yet had the opportunity to ask A-Xiang for his formal permission to court Will.
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Good morning ☀️ hunnies!! 🤗🥰😘 Remember me? 👋👋

It was a little over a year 📅 ago that (❗️❗️ THIS IS HUGE ❗️❗️) my interest in gardening 🌱💮 was sparked 💥 thanks to some sudden 👸💆‍♀️💅 memories from home 🧝🔮. It was a bit later on in the season, so while some plants 🌿🌴 were still able to thrive (❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️), many of those more suited for spring 🍃 had to be skipped. This year 📅, however, is a different story 🎉🥳🙌 and it has been quite nice to leave the house 🏡 in the morning 🌄☕ to see so many blooms 🌼🌻🌹, those practical for components ✨ and simply for aesthetics 🧐 alike.

UMMM! 😱😱😱 Not that I can claim all credit for them, of course. 😇🤫 I think it is fair to say that Yasha 🌩️🌷 is far more gifted 🎁 in that area than I am.

So any boss babes 🤸💁💅 wanna join my amazing team ✌️ and change the world?? 🌍👯‍🤗

[...] This is what I get for hoping 🤞🤞🤞 whatever has been happening on here was over. 🤣💀 How ridiculous. 🤪

CALEB

Hey hottie~ 🔥💖💋 random question for you! 💓🔎📝

😊😊😊 Your birthday 🎂🎈 is in a few weeks 📅❗️❗️ and I thought that rather than plan an event 🥳 for you without asking permission again 🙊🤷🙃, I would see if you wanted to do 😏 anything in particular. I thought asking might also prevent any of our friends 🍭💥🌊⚡ from making potentially unwanted 🙅⛔ plans, as well. 😅

[...] I am so sorry. 🙇‍♂️🤦

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HELLO, VALLO!

It's my birthday! And I spent it all day at work. That's fine, totally fine, because who celebrates their birthday on a Tuesday anyway? Well, me but I'll probably just be drinking at home with my cat for the time being

So, I want to do something this coming weekend. Friday? Or Saturday? I am open to ideas, maybe even a super chill sleepover or something. The castle is fucking huge so there's plenty of space.

Okay.

So like we were totes just practicing my illusion class homework and supposed to make ourselves look like someone else, but not be someone else. But I think Mr. Thor and I screwed up because him and Mr. Jake and apparently a lot of other people still look like they should but are not like they should be.

Help?!?!?!

Raise your hand if all of your boyfriends officially have better facial hair than you. And one of them is a vegetarian pacifist now.

✋🏼😭

What is going on and who do we file complaints to?

( Encanto Oculto 4/8 - 4/15 )

So about that thing where you can disappear and then show back up here? Yeah. It's weird.

What did I miss?

Encanto Oculto is set to start this Friday at Moowich Cove. It's basically a weeklong beach party with sunshine, magic, drugs, a carnival, live bands, and private cabanas to do that you like in them. Food and drinks will be provided for by local eateries and food trucks. Ends on the 15th, come and goes as you please with wristband.

21+ enforced by age line, shimmer illusion all along the area to keep virginal eyes safe from accidentally seeing things they might not want to, and an entry fee of one regalo to whatever party deity you believe in to burn in a bonfire as well as a monetary donation to a local charity. Proof of donation must be brought with you or you can do it at entry. There is a waiver you need to sign to enter.

Questions? Hit me now because I'm ghosting all of you come this Friday, for a week.

Okay, so last week I asked about breaking magical contracts and a couple of you said you had ideas and were going to look into them.

So... How many of you remember doing that? Have you looked into anything? New ideas?

Does anyone else remember Addie?

Does anyone else have ideas?

On an unrelated note, did anyone else's wardrobe suddenly turn leopard print only or is that just me?

Should anyone be missing the theme parks, we have a kenku under our roof that would be happy to mimic the songs from the various rides for you. At least, I assume her willingness to share to be the case, as I have been hearing about how it is a small world and a pirate's life for her with greater frequency as each day passes.

I was just accused of having been humming the former by one of my students as they were taking a test, so you could say that it has made an impression.

I've taken a liaison position at the DOA. My goal will be to ensure Outlanders always get the resources they need to thrive, as well as assist in any political quagmire you find yourselves in. I've introduced myself to local authorities in a variety of mundane and magical positions of power and I'll continue to network until I am confident I have all the connections necessary to serve your best interests efficiently. If you find yourself in need of an official go-between, or just someone to do a bit of social maneuvering for you, please don't hesitate to seek me out. I enjoy verbal sparring much more than the physical kind.

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Any chance you have your mother's impeccable taste in interior decorating? I need to pick up a few things to make my office less sterile and I would like a chance to take you to lunch.

[FILTERED TO JAYCE AND VIKTOR]

Would you two mind if I put up an easel near the balcony windows? The light in the afternoon is really spectacular. It might get a little messy but I've seen your lab when you're in the middle of a breakthrough.

So.

I know everyone is enjoying themselves at Disney, but if you see this and have any ideas, please respond!

There's an Outlander that needs some help with basically breaking a magical contract. Does anyone have any experience with that or any ideas on how to go about nulling something like that? Its possible that it was a deal made with an alternate version of Lucifer from the Outlander's world, but that one does deals very differently from the way Dad does so. Yeah.

Anyone have any ideas?


[ADDIE]

I talked to him but he's not sure if he'd be able to do anything either. So asking the magic community. There's so many people with a vast amount of knowledge and experience, that someone has to have some ideas.

This is the dumbest ever.

Goddamn you, Vallo!

We have approximately 18 people missing, as far as we're able to account for. I'll post the list below so we can continue to double-check and fill in blanks as needed.

We're unsure of exactly where they're at, but the tech group has put together a [VIDEO FEED] that you can follow along with by keeping track. Everyone is wearing masks, and there are far more than our 18 in this feed, so we can't be sure who is who just yet. If you have trouble viewing the feed, Mei and Morgan can troubleshoot.

( Usernames + Missing List )

If there's anyone not on these lists but are missing, please let us know at the DOA immediately.

ETA: We received word that Colt didn't show up for work - does anyone know him well?

[OOC: Please assume there's just a link to the corresponding video feeds linked above!]

I always wanted to do something big and meaningful with my life. Got a problem? Throw me at it. Fought in the war, stayed in the military working science bullshit (I was the guinea pig, not the scientist), eventually joined up with the AEON motherfuckers...

I don't know man. I'm tired. I just got a job working at that Italian place in the void. Sofia's. I don't think you Vallo-types call it the void, but that's what it reminds me of, so that's what I'm calling it. It's just lugging pasta around, taking orders, but it's solid and it keeps my mind off the kind of shit that keeps me up at night.

And lifting all those heavy trays? Mmmmhmm gotta get me on that dating app thing I keep hearing about. My favor to you.

I don't plan on staying at Sofia's forever - and I mean, I don't know if I can; the bartender had some kinda weird monologue about how the longer I worked there the more I belonged which... nahhhhh - but when I get my feet up from under me maybe I'll go back to something working with the community. I worked in security for a good long time. Maybe with time I'll be feeling all kinds of inspired.

Anyone else fancy and important who are happy doing menial shit for the time being?

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I don’t care how early in the day it probably is right now. I wanna get fucked up with the most elaborate cocktails ever.

Anyone else going to this magic symposium tomorrow with no magic in the traditional sense want to meet me at the bar?

I'm assuming there's a bar.

Fuck it, I'm not missing Encanto Oculto again SO.

Keep mid April free if you want to indulge in a week long party on the beach full of booze, drugs, and sex. Everything's opt in or opt out, no one's forcing you to do shit. 21+ only, regalos expected (RIP Bacchus, my bad).

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Hey Persian Frank Zappa, you free? I need to reup my cash flow situation for this party and I have an asshole we can relieve of some gold and gems this weekend.