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Feb. 18th, 2024


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[info]valloic

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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
BELLS HELLS
So uh Sorry for missing your big win, Chet.
FEN
Hey, I know I left a note and all that but sorry for fucking off the other day. And also sorry for leaving a note, because that seems kind of lame of me too now that I think about it.

Feb. 11th, 2024


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

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[info]vax
[info]valloic
Not to sound cliche, but the sun is very bright this morning. Why is the sun so bright this morning? Surely it was not this bright yesterday morning.

Completely unrelated, thanks for all the drinks last night, folks that bought me them. Holy shit.



Shaun, I need you to come close the curtain, please.

Feb. 3rd, 2024


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

netpost - fen - february 3rd, morning


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
I think I almost got eaten yesterday. I mean a lot of us almost did, BUT the reason I didn't was because there were like a shit ton of elemental based powers that came my way and just incinerated the thing that was about to eat me.

I'm pretty sure that was the Coven making their way to help fight, and I'm just wondering, is there some kind of debt with Vallo when that happens, like I owe them my life or something? If there is, it is what it is, I guess, and I can say safely that fell in love with one or two of them from the distance when that happened.

[...] Can anyone introduce me?

Filter: Vax
Cupcakes and dagger throwing at my place when you're up for it, belated birthday boy??

Jan. 28th, 2024


[info]unlikelyrider
[info]valloic

[info]unlikelyrider
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VALLO PRIME NETWORK


[info]unlikelyrider
[info]valloic
Uh so is it always like this around here? Chaotic but quiet all at once?

I'm Violet. They told me I wasn't being held hostage and the mender dropped me off at the place where they gave me money? But I'd rather find my dragons. So if you see a giant black dragon followed around by a smaller black dragon, let me know? Neither of them are very good at being well-behaved if they think I'm in danger.

Jan. 11th, 2024


[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic

[info]bane_bait
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[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic
Special Deliveries to Abi Blyg, Fen, Jacob Frye, Leon Orcot and Sydney Clark )

Dec. 4th, 2023


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

netpost - fen - december 4th


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
GODDAMNIT, VALLO. I WANT TO BURN SOMETHING TO THE GROUND.

I fucking get it now, it doesn't want me to be happy. Fuck you too, Vallo!

Dec. 1st, 2023


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
One month left of free soup and then this happens.

Nov. 22nd, 2023


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
For those keeping track, this odd switching of alternate selves does indeed seem to be temporary as I have been informed that my bruised face is due to having been a different version of myself for several days.

Ongoing, of course, but temporary.

BLUE
I apologize for abandoning you. How are you holding up?

Nov. 4th, 2023


[info]thepaleelf
[info]valloic

[info]thepaleelf
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[info]thepaleelf
[info]valloic
Do you know what goes well with sadness? Looking good.

I realise everyone's in their feelings lately on account of the disappearances, but I've news: 'Reap What You Sew' is officially open for business. Want to add a little sparkle to your daily uniform? Is some adornment from home beginning to fray? I do alterations, enhancements, and repairs on demand.

Distract yourself from your misery! Light up the room with an Astarion original. Pay me gobs of this silly land's currency. There will be other children. But another opportunity to look better than your nemesis? It might not present itself again anytime soon. Who's to say?

(Open Tues, Thurs, and Saturday evenings; drop-off and pick-up is open whenever you want. And, of course, I work in DOA intake Monday, Wednesday, and Friday evenings. So much work! Truly wild.)

Oct. 10th, 2023


[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic

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[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic
Oi! Vallo! What kind of fecking nonsense is this?! Don't go around telling people I'm gone when I'm not! That's rude!

Oct. 9th, 2023


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
HELLO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

BLOODY FUCKING MARY WITH HER BLOODY FUCKING CURSE IS UPON US.

ONCE NANDOR RELENTLESS IN HIS STUPIDITY OPENED THE ELECTRONIC MAIL AND RELEASED HER AND NOW SHE HAS RETURNED

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HILLARY WHO DID NOT FORWARD THE ELETRONIC LETTER AND THEN BLOODY MARY CAME TO HER IN HER PARTY OF SLUMBER AND MURDERED HER IN HER SLEEPING BAG WITH HER EYES TORN OUT AND A MESSAGE ON THE MIRROR THAT SAID 'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FORWARD THIS TO TEN PEOPLE'

CURSES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFFLED WITH EVEN FOR ME THE QUEEN OF VALLO VAMPIRES.

Oct. 7th, 2023


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

netpost - fen - october 7th, late evening


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
I guess I have a smithing/weapons repair business now. Papa's Pride Workshop has been left to me since I'm the only remaining employee. Brigitte put her heart and soul into this and I don't want to see it going to waste. So... if anyone is still looking for employment anywhere, there are plenty of openings. I've got smithing down with a specialty of knife-making but this place can definitely use an expert on cybernetics.

Hopefully some time in the future, she comes back and the workshop will still be here for her.

Also, Vallo? Fuck you.

Filter: Sophie
I guess this is going to keep me busier than usual. So.. hugs and kisses, see you when I come up for air?

Oct. 3rd, 2023


[info]runechild
[info]valloic

[info]runechild
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[info]runechild
[info]valloic
I think I can speak on the strongest of authorities when I say that testing one's immortality will most assuredly render one's fiance upset.

I will also speak on the strongest of authorities by stating that the issue with a 'shampoo-conditioner-body wash' combination product is that the goal of the shampoo is the removal of oil, a source of moisture--the goal of the conditioner. Having the two in the same product renders one ineffective, usually, the conditioner. It is true that there are very similar ingredients in shampoo as in a body wash and I cannot truly argue that, however this also assumes that your hair and skin have similar needs, which may be entirely incorrect.

And please, please, please, do not use the product on your face, the skin on your face is far more delicate and sensitive than the skin of your body (fragrances included). Facial cleansers and moisturizers are formulated for skin types for a reason. When creating a skincare routine, start with cleanser and then layer product in order of thickness. If you have questions, come to the store where I will not only sell you glorious magical items that will astonish and amaze but also provide answers. I'm a full service sorcerer.

Who now, apparently, needs to figure out how to remove a condiment from feathers, Vax'ildan, darling.

Sep. 15th, 2023


[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic

[info]bane_bait
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[info]bane_bait
[info]valloic
I still have a large piece of kraken meat taking up space in Brigitte's freezer. I don't know how long kraken meat keeps for and I think it's time to give Brigitte her space back, so tonight I'll be at [name of beach] with a bonfire to cook up this hunk of meat and find out what it tastes like.

If anyone wants to give it a try, please join me. I have a pretty good appetite, but there's no way I'm going to be able to eat it all. And if kraken isn't your thing, I'll have some weanies to roast too (that's what they're called, right? Weanies?)

Also booze and I promise it's not fish flavored.

Sep. 10th, 2023


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
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[info]vax
[info]valloic
Fuck
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FRIENDS
Just humor me and tell me you're fucking here.

Sep. 5th, 2023


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
[info]valloic

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[info]vax
[info]valloic
One of the kids at the center alerted me that this is bisexual month. (Color and italics required, I don't make the rules.) They explained there's an awareness week and a visibility day coming up, so they figure that means we should get the whole month and frankly, I agree.

Let's go, fellow bisexuals. September is our month. Maybe October too, on account that I really like Halloween.



Okay okay, I'll share October and the Halloween joy. November, though? I'll report back.

Sep. 1st, 2023


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

netpost - fen


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
I HAVE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS!

Yes, I know, it's only the first of September, I don't care. They were there in the stores and I got them. I'm already planning on decking out the entire castle as soon as possible.

I just need some assistance because, you know, I can't fly. The castle is really big.

[info]grimsbane
[info]valloic

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[info]grimsbane
[info]valloic
[DECAY FILTER] [deleted]

Today was the day from all of my nightmares rolled into one and I am already day drunk how are you guys Sorry if you got stuck behind my mom getting her double espresso whatthefuckever this morning I bet she was a Karen literally her name is Karin and it's fucking fitting I promise

'Sup, Outlanders of Vallo. I'm Eli Grimsbane, born and raised in Vallo & a member of the Ankou coven. I've met some of your pretty faces and made out with a few too, but then I took a leave of absence and found some trouble along the way. Brought that trouble BACK with me and now I'm teaching them about all the shit us mere mortals get up to. Tacos, donuts, BBQ last night (thanks for the blast, sorry if you got growled at), next stop is karaoke.

Which The Spectrum's hosting tonight, so if you want to come along and see two people that know no modern music get up on stage and sing, that's the ultimate goal for the night.

Also if anybody's got any leads on cheap apartments for a starving artist native & only partially employed friends, I'll hook you up with some magic mushrooms or weed.

Aug. 25th, 2023


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
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[info]vax
[info]valloic
To whoever sent the edible arrangement, please know that was incredibly thoughtful of you. Really, just so selfless and kind. I have a feeling it was sent from someone who is only soft and truly considers me to be a close, loving friend and confidante. Rest assured that Trinket and I ate the shit out of it.

Anyway, I'm truly bored. I don't know what was promised to Rodrigo, but I have never been bossed around more by an Unseen Servant. Tell me tales of the outside, because I fear I'll be laid up in this bed forever, if this floating vest has anything to say about it.





And, you know, kraken fucking suck and yeah okay thanks, Diego, for making sure I didn't get eaten by one for the second time in my bloody existence and have to have another meeting with my goddess. Also trying to decide if this means I should eat more or less seafood?

Jul. 14th, 2023


[info]ostyia
[info]valloic

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[info]ostyia
[info]valloic
I have always enjoyed the cathedral ceilings--not the cathedrals themselves, of course, never that. There is something to be said for the increased light and it very much makes a place feel larger, even though it is not useable space.

And I know this because I no longer have a ceiling. I had one, and then for some reason it turned to ash and there is a large hole above me.

Is it perhaps a vaulted ceiling? Hmmmm. Morningside residents, do be cautious of this newfound perk. Perk for me, at least, for the person above me I am not so certain they want a hole in their floor, but, perhaps.