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MOM? Do you want me to just off this person FOR you???? WHO IS IT????

This is important, hello, defense people, unless the Great Library appears to have gone all out with Halloween decorations early and violently, there is what appears to be an army of very mobile and animated skeletons amassing out front.

I intended to comment about the soup place being out of those grilled cheese tomato croutons and it makes for a much less enjoyable tomato soup experience, but that seems less important now.

The smell has to be the worst part of cleaning up after a flood. I thought I'd gone noseblind to it years ago, but apparently I took enough of a break that a swamp smells like a damned swamp again.

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I'm nearly done with clearing the seaweed and flotsam out of my house. How are the rest of you faring?

Expect a proper community post from Thor after we're done in the town square, and of course he offers his assistance to any of you who need a hand cleaning up in your homes.
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Back home, we had something similar to this when Prospero from "The Tempest" regained his power and then tried to drown New York City with said tempest. I don't know if any of that helps but I was having a feeling of deja vu. There's an extreme lack of the Queen of Hearts trying to take my head off so definitely not the same situation.

Unless you see Frankenstein's Monster on a dating app.

If anyone would like to watch a fight being a Goddess versus a Pegasus, come down to New Asgard! It's 0 for 2 for being tossed off the saddle, decidedly not in Torunn's favour at the moment, but I think she's starting to gain its trust.






Oh. Nope. There she goes again. 0-3.

And no, no Valkyries have been spotted, but we have a fresh batch of pollack at the market!

Welcome back to our returning heroes! Now that everyone has had a minute to see their loved ones, as promised to Commander Shiro and Captain Sam, New Asgard will be hosting a feast full of roasted fowls and vegetables from the newly regrown (magical) community garden here. There will be other dishes as well for those that prefer something other than the flesh of our enemies, but we always welcome anything else you'd like to bring with you!

I will also be providing meads, ales, and wines. So if you have some time this evening, come celebrate being reunited with our friends and family. And bring chairs! (Some villagers had to...improvise weapons.)

New Asgard is under attack.

The geese return and they return with a vengeance. If you are uninjured from yesterday's events and are not under siege from these geese yourself, please come assist. The helhounds and fighters in the village are holding them at bay for now, but their numbers seem to be increasing.

Shiro, I am rerouting half of Team B to assist here, but the rest are on their regular patrol shifts and picking up the slack of those in New Asgard or elsewhere.

EDIT 1: THEY ARE ARMED WITH A FLAMETHROWER AND KNIVES AND HAVE INCREASED IN NUMBERS EXPONENTIALLY. AIR SUPPORT AND WATER TYPES, REQUESTED.

EDIT 2: DAUD DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR DWELLING. IT IS NO LONGER A DWELLING, BUT AN ENEMY STRONGHOLD.

EDIT 3: THE STABLES ARE GONE. AS IS THE COMMUNITY GARDEN. TORUNN HOLDS STRONG AT THE BELL TOWER AND DAUD FIGHTS FIERCELY FOR THE VILLAGE SCHOOL.

EDIT 4: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION. TALKS OF A TRUCE HAVE FAILED.

If you heard explosions from New Asgard, don't worry! Everything's fine!

Unrelated, who has experience with training powerful little girls to be responsible with their abilities? Bribing this one with waffles and chocolate milk doesn't work.

What is this "Vallo Sexyman Poll" and why did my Saturday morning student give me the full update on "Magic Edition is Professor Essek vs Gilmore and Professor Essek is losing!"? There are others? It is a trend? They said God Edition has Thor vs Kratos right now and it's tied and I still do not get it. I am very confused. Is there a reward?

My vote goes to my husband, obviously. Essek is very sexy.

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Lucifer, my father is now missing. Please check your nightmare kingdom. If he is there, I will lay waste to any demon who goes near him.

Trapped include:

1. Thor
2. Roz
3. Stiles
4. Peter
5. Dream

In the mood for some music tonight. Who's up for a karaoke crawl? (Thor, you're coming.)

Now that monsters and magic are hopefully back under control and no one else is turning into things to gaining random abilities.

December 21, I'll once again be hosting a Yule party. Though this time it will be in conjunction with the celebration of the opening of Æsir Vineyards, my newest venture in my mission to dominate the alcohol business in Vallo along with Thor.

Everyone 18+ welcome! Location and details to come soon.

[ Pixie, Jacob Stone, Thor Odinson, Lucifer Morningstar, Rory Morningstar, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff, Brigitte, James Rogers, Atreus, Francis Barton, Freya, Kratos, Natasha Romanoff, Sabrina Spellman, Steve Rogers ]

The evening of December 1st you are all invited to a soft-launch of Æsir Vineyards. Dinner, drinks, and Yule gifts. Please feel free to bring a plus one or two, just let me know who you're taking so I can have enough food for everyone. I hope you can all be there.

Who wants to go to the night stuff at the Barns with me???
Cider and riding around in Baba Yaga sounds like a good way to spend an evening.

Kipp, I need pants again.

Dad? You around?

Does anyone have one of the large Havahart traps?

Or a trap big enough for a two faced demonic doll with homicidal tendencies. No, stabbing or shooting it will not work with it being full of stuffing.

The Book of the Dead is also missing so just leave it outside the Library door and send me a text. Thanks.

Ásynja Meadery will be expanding, and we will be opening Ásynja Vineyards in the coming months. Stay tuned for more information and a grand opening celebration.

LOKI
Do you have any time soon where I could steal you for dinner?

FREYA
So feel free to tell me to go away if this is weird, but would you want to come to the meadery for a drink some time? On me.

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This is the only warning you're going to get that I'm looking for you.

[ FILTERED TO WANDA ]
I know you must be going through a lot right now. After I find my brother and make sure he won't live in his grief forever, I'm coming over.

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If you could do me the favor of checking in, I'd appreciate it.

It's been a month of weird, so here's something fun to hopefully end the month on a good note. Axe and Knife throwing competition this Saturday at the Meadery. Competition starts at 7. $10 to enter. Cash prizes to first, second, and third place winners. Bar will be taking bets. Happy Hour and wing special from 6 - 8. Minors permitted until 9 with adult supervision.

Don't know how to throw knives or axes? Free lessons for newbies at 6.

Drink and throw sharp objects.

CAROL DANVERS.
Hello, Carol Danvers! You are the kind of person who enjoys sparring, yes?