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Good evening, Vallo, a general census for classes at the clinic. Sex ed, yay or nay?

Filter: Clinic employees and affiliates

I'm going to lean toward yay, which will hopefully have some in agreement... if that's the case, which of you are going to help me volunteer with the class?

Filter: Cobb

Can I repeat how I'm so glad you're back to yourself even though I already said it? Because I am so very glad.

I need to confirm something I saw on this. The Library of Alexandria, it's here?

Well if it helps… I’m still me. Cobb is unfortunately not and woke up at my place extremely confused though very polite, …but I’m me and I’ll be down in the clinic if anyone needs some medical assistance and anti-anxiety meds ordered.

Anyone here a professional at sharpening knives? Not "does anyone here own a whetstone." I can do that. I'm looking for one of those people who can see the edge in their soul and turn it fine as a cloud. A proper "Death and the Blacksmith" type.







This is your monthly announcement that I'm alive, Syd.

MageNet's having open interviews for most departments the week of the 17th! If anyone's looking for tech job, come see us! We need more love for our Outreach, Green Initiative, and Engineering departments, but all departments have open interviews going on.

I'll be happy to look over anyone's resume and help polish it, if need be. 😊

Additionally, our second set of bird AIs will be hatching tomorrow, if anyone wants to come to the Aviary to watch them be born. It's scheduled to happen around noon, with a lunch spread on offer.

Next month, Enki's home towers - The Skyline - will be lifting off into the air to permanently reside in the skies. It was decided upon by the Elders and we've been prepping for this since February. It's not quite a rocket launch to space, but it's going to be pretty spectacular. I'll be getting details out to you in early June, for anyone interested in watching.

Enki's 200th Anniversary is coming up at the end of this August and we will be hosting a charity ball in its honor. It's still a bit away, but keep an eye out for information about it. And as always, if you're looking to collaborate with MageNet and Enki, we're around. Reach out to any member, including me and the Kennys, to get something going!

Chasing after the Cloak, who is chasing after a bunch of snowballs with faces is pretty normal for Vallo, I think. But Vishanti's sake.

Also sudden dumps of new mental letters from home are annoying - who else has experienced those? Has it changed you here? I mean physically. Besides the 'well, thanks for the new trauma' change.

Additionally, I'm looking for someone to spar with. I do my katas every morning but practicing with a quarterstaff has fallen by the wayside. If anyone's interested, let me know. I can bring us to the Mirror Dimension or wherever else.

filtered to friends and family:

Wanda and I set a date for the wedding. It will happen on June 4th, atop our favorite mountain that we sort of broke again after we fucked on-- and we'll have a portal or two open to help people get there, but we don't anticipate the entirety of Vallo. We just would like our friends and family to join us for the ceremony and also for a reception back at the Sanctum afterward.

filtered to kate danvers, specifically:

Soooooo.

Anyone up for a community wide capture the flag game? All powers in, multiple teams if we get enough people. I'm going to be throwing in traps and distractions too, but all in good fun.

If you're interested in, let me know. I'm aiming for the 23rd in the forest.


Parting greeting from our newest kid, Tatiana.

HEY THERE PARTY PEOPLE. It's your boy, NICHOLAS SEAN MILLER, and I gotta apologize for falling off the face of the Earth. My boy Thian has been showing me the ropes around this Dawn Court of theirs and can I just say that everyone's gorgeous and I feel like an absolute gremlin? I belong in a dumpster.

I'm just popping in to say that St. Patrick's coming up and I need to know where the best parties are going to be because I'm going to be showing my new fae friends how humans(ish, I know some of you are time traveling ninjas and aliens and witches AND SO ON) party.

Oh! And we're holding a session of True American in Morningside's lobby at 9 tonight. So if you don't want to see a bunch of drunks falling off furniture there (or if you want to join us!), avoid the lobby tonight. Rules are simple! Everyone's welcome!

I would have appreciated a reminder that sometimes, Vallo likes to download new memories into your head when you're otherwise doing okay mentally. Such a flawed design plan of this universe.

Dear friends of Clint Barton: I apologize for trying to kill him.

Kate Bishop, where the hell are you? And also, did you really have to cut down that beautiful Rockefeller tree?

Anyone got an idea of how long it takes a body and mod to get fully in sync?

Asking for three caf cups and Jolene's food bowl.

OUTLANDERS

None of us expected to log on to find threats from fae this morning, but here we are.

I don't know how valid their threats are in terms of the Wild Hunt, but that's now on my list to confirm. I doubt her threat to have us all removed from Vallo has any merit, but we'll look into that too. It's always been my understanding that Vallo does what it wants, not what the fae want. She's lashing out and is far to used to getting her own way

But if there are any fears or concerns, they won't achieve any threats without a fight.

A lot of us are working on different ways to locate our people. It probably goes without saying, but please keep everyone posted of all successes and failures. As tempting as it might be, please refrain from stabbing any of the fae. I'm saying this to myself too.

SHI MEIYING
What do you know about fae?

To whoever sent me booty shorts and dirty limericks - I take that as a declaration of war and you better watch your back.

And on the off chance this was Shiro, thank you and I didn't know you could rhyme like that.

Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

Not quite sure to make of the poetry but thank you for the chocolate? I think. Whoever sent it.

Still on my first cup of caf so I got no idea what's going on.

Just as a head's up, since the pub will be busy beyond belief for St. Patrick's Day like it was last year (or so I'm hoping), I'm likely closing up for Valentine's Day this year just to give everyone a nice evening off.

Plus I just want to have it off and it makes the mos

[MORGAN YU]

How're you doing? Healed up alright?

Two certain people may burn the world to the ground at this, but #yolo?
Keith - I see your pineapple on pizza and raise you the person who made a pizza on a pineapple.



fitlered to atreus.
Hey, I found one of these when I was doing the rounds. Want me to bring it by later?
[ attached is a photo of an open nornir chest with an apple inside ]

Ummm. The number of these things absolutely increased out of no where, right? I'm not imagining that? Cos I may need more help, which by that I mean I definitely need more help.

[ADDED LATER]

If there's anyone else who can come help, that'd be great. We do have some injuries here, including Cobb, Morgan, and myself.

Blue, I found your real soulmate. (Sorry, Gansey.)

Weird question, but any half aliens out there?

[ FILTERED TO TAKASHI SHIROGANE ]
Sorry about your half-feral forest friend getting sent back. Do you want to take the hoverbikes out after work? Blow off some steam? Or anything you want, really.

Controversial opinion maybe but those Furby toy things ain't so bad once you mess with their wiring and reprogram them some. I got one taught to quiz me on flash cards and speak my language from home.

FREEDOM.

I'm fairly sure I didn't actually fail all my finals. :D

[ FILTERED TO BLUE SARGENT ]
Lance showed up to the apartment with a crapton of Christmas stuff and insisting we have a Christmas family dinner. He's also insisting on ugly sweaters and I was wondering if you were up for a commission?

With Hannah and Neville gone, the Leaky Cauldron is missing a proprietor. One of you magic folk should probably come claim it before it turns me into a frog or a womp rat or something.

Just let me know a day or so in advance when I need to be out so I can get my stuff together before class.