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Apr. 19th, 2021


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A week ago, I reached my thirty-fifth year. I've found myself thinking about this birthday more than most of my others, largely because it's one that for such a long time I did not expect to see.

Templars don't tend to last long. They die in battle, or lyrium takes their mind, or they're ejected from the order and withdrawal from lyrium takes their mind and body both. A Templar who reaches forty is considered one of the old officers, and I never saw myself becoming one of those.

And yet, here I am. Not only alive, but not staring down a tunnel at inevitable madness or physical deterioration. Doing work that doesn't promise to turn bad or hurt anyone. I have dogs and a girlfriend. This life is so good that I occasionally have to go out and run until I'm soaked through with sweat and on the edge of collapse just to convince myself that it's all real.

Hopefully by thirty-six the strangeness of continuing to live will have worn off a bit.

[Filtered to Max and Dorian]
Thank you both. If not for your friendship and support, I doubt I would have made it this far.
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[Filtered to Alexis]
I love you.
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Apr. 14th, 2021


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I know people are raging out and turning into puppets right now which is so on brand for this place I'm actually having a moment about it, but! We have stuff to help at the Apothecary. Room sprays which make your place smell good and calm your Hulk moments - lavender, sandalwood, and chamomile to name a few and it's legit because scent relaxation and mood lifting is real. Your nose can do some wild stuff for your body and you don't even need magic for it! Everything comes in candle form too, FYI.

Also I don't mean to sound like Brenda with the essential oils pyramid scheme; I'm not saying this will cure the common cold, I'm just saying it all helps your pillowcases not smell like sweat.

Oh! And if you're friends with my merm bestie, Cleo, please know that her birthday is April 19th so I'll be throwing her a pizza party at Dough Bros that night. It's really tiny so we'll probably just end up taking over the place and having fun. Come by around 7 if you want to celebrate Cleo!

ETA:

If cute animal gifs and pictures (spontaneous joy??) help you not be a puppet, click here! )

Apr. 8th, 2021


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WHO: Cullen & Alexis
WHAT: Alexis gets a canon update via dreams!
WHERE: Skyhold, their room
WHEN: Tonight (pretty late)
WARNINGS: Nah, just schmoop
STATUS: Complete

Garbage fish. )

Apr. 4th, 2021


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Saturday Afternoon
Alexis & Eleanor
"Honestly, I could totally come up with some killer flavor names too - like Blind Dating Leonardo DiCaprio or First Kiss with Jared Leto."
Yogurt Yoghurt Yogurté | Ridiculous Frozen Yogurt
Read more... )

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private to skyhold residents + employees + people who crash there regularly, cimerfella's thieves game-playing group, and any of cullen's friends who may be on this filter idk:

So! Cullen's birthday is next weekend. I'm planning to do a little something-something for him at Skyhold on Sunday. Just like, a cute party at the Herald's Rest - some drinks and food and maybe some games. We could play card games or Cimerfella's game again? He also wants a cake with strawberries so can someone help me make a strawberry shortcake or something? Confession time: I'm hopeless in the kitchen so you'd have your work cut out for you. I'd hit up a bakery but I really want to do it myself for that special love touch - only if I don't set the kitchen on fire. If I do we can just buy a cake and pretend like I made it, thanks.

And let me know if you're in for party times. It's the last day of the Wicked show, so we can always do it afterward later in the evening.

Apr. 1st, 2021


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Okay I know it's April Fool's and everything but I promise I'm not kidding. Yogurt, Yoghurt, Yogurté is here from the good place!! Well, the fake good place. It doesn't matter! And it has all the flavors?? I don't know, man, the menu is crazy. I totally got Full Cellphone Battery and even though my phone's only at like 12% I'm not even worried about it.

So you should check it out and if you want recommendations, I can go with you because no, I'm totally not going to eat way too much fro-yo now.

Mar. 21st, 2021


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Bros, lemme tell you, I went on an Art Journey the other week all thanks to my ceramics experimenting.

I call it, Ceramanana )

I have a lot of these bud vases, if anyone's interested in quirky ceramics. It's been a week.

Mar. 18th, 2021


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A reminder that Vallo Spring Equinox celebrations start tomorrow, with the Equinox taking place on Saturday. This marks the official arrival of Spring. Plant some seeds, cuddle some bunnies, have a picnic, participate in an egg hunt. For anyone with kids, the egg hunt is supposed to be really fun. Plus many of them are chocolate eggs, so profit.

For witches and others with magic, less public ceremonies for covens that are more open will be taking place when the Equinox hits, which I believe is early in the morning this year. Personally still debating on if it's worth dragging myself out of bed, but I'll probably cave.

If you are interested in the Outlander Coven, as a reminder we are not an actual coven in the sense that there's any hierarchy, rules (outside of Vallo laws), etc. It's more like an opportunity to learn magic from other worlds, and we do our best to help make connections with locals, if there's an interest for you there. We typically meet once a month, and sometimes there is social events outside of magic if you're interested.

Lastly, can anyone here read or speak Arabic? I could use some help with some translation work. Arabic is not in my wheelhouse.

Mar. 14th, 2021


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[info]risetomylevel
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You're okay. You're fine. It's not like it's even really your birthday. It's just a day. That's all. Doesn't mean anything unless you make it mean something. You're not actually a year closer to anything because it's not even been a year. And maybe with all the random crap here there's some kind of solution. And it's not like Josie's

Does this place have any kind of spa? Thinking about treating myself for my birthday tomorrow. Even though it was just my birthday. This place is so weird. But that one didn't have a spa weekend. I'll settle for a spa day and a good place for centering self yoga. Good but affordable.

Spa day is open to whoever, but it won't be today because I'm trying to not panic the spa has to be found. Maybe next weekend, though. Mom Caroli Next weekend looks better.

Mar. 11th, 2021


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-Alexis, the answer is no. You're gorgeous.
-Brigitte, any amount of bi is valid. Go live your best life.
-Max, PWP can be great. If the writing doesn't totally suck. Trust me. Some does.
-Steve, ask Jason about Pokemon.
-Whoever asked about losing almost everyone you care about, if you figure that out, let me know.

Mar. 4th, 2021


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Thursday Morning
Alexis & Eleanor
"The idea of settling into Vallo was on theme, giving her more to think about."
Rose Apothecary | Talking about bad exes, good relationships, & adult stores
Read more... )

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Alexis and I have just finished watching the Lord of the Rings movies. The geography and politics are different, but it still felt very much like a taste of home, in a way. I've now begun reading the first of the books, and those are even more like something I might have picked up at a bookshop in Kirkwall.

There are movies of so many books on Earth. Why is there no movie of Vampirates? This seems an artistic injustice.

[Filtered to Alexis]
Could you bring more of that "Filthy Viking" soap from the Apothecary home with you this evening? I've worn mine down to a sliver. If I ever find myself in a world without hot showers again, I suspect I will whinge incessantly.
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Feb. 21st, 2021


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I feel like a broken record, but I'm ready for the winter part of this year to be over and for it to warm up some.

[Alexis]
The 27th is the full moon. Wanna come over and watch bad romcoms and eat snacks? I'll get some juices, too.

Feb. 19th, 2021


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Attention Vallo!

It has come to my attention that if I want to continue my luxurious lifestyle of coffee at the Friendly Pixie every morning and occasionally frequenting bars and restaurants with shrimp, I'm going to need a job.

I have a degree in why-did-I-feel-the-need-to-go-to-college-in-the-first-place and have previously worked in one of those overly friendly offices where everyone's in everyone else's business that I'm looking to avoid and then I was a scammer, which I'd also like to avoid.

Any suggestions?


Marina )

Feb. 14th, 2021


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WHO: Cullen & Alexis (plus the pups)
WHAT: LOVE DAY
WHERE: A hill, somewhere outdoors (where there's snow for sledding)
WHEN: RIGHT NOW
WARNINGS: Nothing scandalous!
STATUS: Complete

You are a wicked tease, Alexis Rose )

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Y'all! I know this is the day of love, but it doesn't have to be romantic love! It can be any kind, and if you're eager for something sweet, I have an assortment of mini-pies ready to go for either sharing with yourself or with a loved one. ♥ Pick them up at Rose Apothecary!

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We all have plans today, but y'all better make sure you're home to wish a happy birthday to Nursey! There is a delectable caramel carrot cake with thick layers of cream cheese frosting waiting, and you only get a piece if you're here to sing! :)

Feb. 11th, 2021


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Okay, so it's super gross outside. Is everyone fine? If you're not fine, do you need someone to make sure you're fine and/or not being stubborn about it? Because I'm really good at doing that. I'm a helper. It's not everyone who has the mental and physical fortitude to handle Vin Diesel naked and crying, so, I come with a highly established pedigree.

Speaking of being naked and crying (or just crying, because y i k e s), I have in my perfectly manicured PR guru hands (and email) a list of farms who need l'assistance with cleanup and replenishing what was lost after the Turkey Trot - things are still kind of hairy out there but if you have a minute and want to help out those in the forest, let me know and I'll do a matchy-match with you and a farm.

Aaaaand if you don't want to do that but still need to pick up Valentine's Day gifts - Rose Apothecary has you covered. I also just hired this sweet old vampire lady who works overnight to restock and do inventory and knows everything about caring for smooth alabaster skin and getting bloodstains out of clothing. Total genius.

Jan. 26th, 2021


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Basically Terrible!Vallo was terrible and I think we're all kind of still reeling from that so. I'm not like, super magic despite my uncanny ability to beat anyone at pool and run in heels, a trick a learned after my twenty-first birthday when I was escaping the Yaguza. But even so, I'm here to help.

Rose Apothecary has "Take a F*cking Day Off' baskets available for the loved one in your life who was maybe sick or injured during that hot mess but also won't take a f*cking day off. Not like we don't know it says fucking, but the star just looks nice. Anyway - in that basket you'll find soothing herbal tea, a coloring book and pencils, a restorative milk bath made of jojoba, argan, some mint and blood orange, and then a beautiful scented candle (handmade). Come pick one up today!

Also, if anyone's wondering, I hired some locals to work at the store after Vallo poofed like 98% of the staff, including my brother. So helping out is just side money for me. Better than when I was paid to talk up Heart Blaster energy drink at a Third Eye Blind concert, but I still prefer what my degree's actually in. Still, if any Outlander person is looking to work at Rose Apothecary, we can make that happen.

Jan. 20th, 2021


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VALLO PRIME


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I just wanted to touch base with everyone this morning about what's going on.

First off, please check Gansey's list here of who think is all missing. If there are any errors or anyone to be added let us know. We complied this from those of you who checked in, who we saw chatting on the network and then trying to reach anyone we hadn't seen.

If anyone has any workplaces that need temporary staffing let me know and I can get someone from a temp agency your way, or someone from the DOA to help fill in. If anyone needs help with child care at this time let us know and we can help out. Either with those of us left here helping out or finding you temporary space in daycares.

If you're defense Steve has reached out to you already to sort that out. If you think you can help out there talk to him to see if they need the extra hands on deck. I know our regular defense teams took a pretty big hit.

I know everyone is really freaked out and worried about their missing friends and loved ones but at this point all signs point to this not being the disappearances as we know them. This might be something else entirely, sometime that is hopefully only a temporary blip.

If anyone is able to help out with anything, or has any thoughts as to what might be happening, we're all ears.

ETA: Some people are reporting they can feel some of the missing people via magic. Anyone else experiencing things? Anyone have any knowledge of pocket worlds/dimensions?

Jan. 16th, 2021


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[info]withthedolphins
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Alexis
Just checking in and to say I love you. If you need anything, let me know.