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Um, so... I'm pink? Not like white-person pink, more like the kind of hot pink Chloe probably paints her nails in inappropriate situations.

Is this worse than being a snowman? I think it might be worse.

I'll take disconcerting experiences I'd rather not repeat for $100, Alex.

[Lydia Martin]

So. That was a thing.

I ended up with 27 prepared campfire cones, 14 hotdogs on a stick, a gallon bag of samoa chex mix, a cooler full of snap peas and cut cucumbers, and a container full of no-energy bites.

I may have over-prepared for St. Mark's Eve tonight. So if you'd like to join us and help eat the snacks, we'll be at [cemetery] in the forest from 11pm-2am. We welcome the company while we watch for the ghosts of those that will pass this year walk-through the cemetery.

Morbid, I know, but tradition for us. I used to fast but learned a few years ago that it wasn't actually necessary, thus-- snacks.

I would like to request all the cute animal pictures, please and thank you.

[ TEXT TO ZUKO ]

» Did you see the disappearance notification?

New Asgard is under attack.

The geese return and they return with a vengeance. If you are uninjured from yesterday's events and are not under siege from these geese yourself, please come assist. The helhounds and fighters in the village are holding them at bay for now, but their numbers seem to be increasing.

Shiro, I am rerouting half of Team B to assist here, but the rest are on their regular patrol shifts and picking up the slack of those in New Asgard or elsewhere.

EDIT 1: THEY ARE ARMED WITH A FLAMETHROWER AND KNIVES AND HAVE INCREASED IN NUMBERS EXPONENTIALLY. AIR SUPPORT AND WATER TYPES, REQUESTED.

EDIT 2: DAUD DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR DWELLING. IT IS NO LONGER A DWELLING, BUT AN ENEMY STRONGHOLD.

EDIT 3: THE STABLES ARE GONE. AS IS THE COMMUNITY GARDEN. TORUNN HOLDS STRONG AT THE BELL TOWER AND DAUD FIGHTS FIERCELY FOR THE VILLAGE SCHOOL.

EDIT 4: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION. TALKS OF A TRUCE HAVE FAILED.

Anyone else in present day Vallo suddenly have the urge to just start training and amping up their skills? Just in case? For no reason at all? To either get stronger or get distracted? Whatever works, really.

I'd like to request your weirdest Valentine's Day stories, let's see what you all have got.

[ BIG THREE ]

I know neither of you have your significant others here right now, and I'm in whatever weird flux state I am, sooooo pizza and movies tonight?

Lucifer, my father is now missing. Please check your nightmare kingdom. If he is there, I will lay waste to any demon who goes near him.

Trapped include:

1. Thor
2. Roz
3. Stiles
4. Peter
5. Dream

I’m about to drop coordinates to a very specific part of these tunnels — do not go alone, not without a plan. I stumbled upon it and I consider myself fortunate to have not drawn attention to myself considering all that is there. It’s some kind of laboratory that’s in shambles and infested with these creatures, so perhaps this is where they’re all coming from?

There is also a big one. Two big ones but the one I’m specifically referring to is it’s own brand of monstrosity.

If there's anything in any universe I hate more than Tartarus, it's having holes in my memory. I think I've gotten somewhat used to the craziness that lives in Vallo but my mind will still always jump to "Is this Hera doing some shady shit again??"

What did I miss in a week?

A friend of mine dug a hole in my garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well.



So, what's up, past Vallo? I should have known when I woke up and didn't see my wife in existence here, Vallo was having some fun.

Sign-ups for the annual pumpkin carving contest here! Carving party at my place next weekend, anyone welcome! I'll post pictures of everything here on the network for admiration/ridicule as needed.

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This is what I come home to at the end of the week from college now in the house of The Big Three.

Thanks, Nico. That song is not stuck in my head at all.

I'll be honest, this is probably not the first time I've had my ass kicked on my birthday.

Anyone else doing the college thing in a few weeks? 'Cause if you need to feel better about yourself, I've got no idea what I'm going to do with my life. I think I'm going to focus on like...

...

...okay you can't see it but I just did like a full body shrug. How do people with ambition do anything?

Anyhow, hey, I'm Nick. Also officially looking for a part-time job that I can balance with school, whatever that winds up being like. I'm good with kids and can cook?

[ Filtered to FF Crew + Abi ]

Thanks for the help today! Happy birthday one more time, Abi!

[ /Filter ]

End of summer Capture the Flag game? Sign up below if you're interested.

For any newbies here, this is not your average game. Powers and weapons allowed. Blood will be spilled. Glory and doughnuts to the victors.

edit: we also will most definitely need battlefield medics, so if you're a healer and want to lend a hand, let me know.

Big thanks to Atreus for helping at the birth of these six!

Maze had her six puppies early this morning. She's sticking to Pandemonium with them but head's up to those who have access: try not to crowd her because she nearly bit off a demon's head for getting a little too close. I'd rather not have any decapitations on a Wednesday.

( Cut for picture )

Private to Riordanverse folk

Is...did I see right that Hazel is gone??

Like...people come AND go but-

I feel...something...

Looking for distractions in the form of consensual violence.

[ PJO DEMIGODS ]

Going to be out for awhile. Not sure when I'll be back. Nico, Percy, can you please handle taking care of the dogs if I'm not home by dinner time?

[ JAMES ]

[ coordinates ]
So you don't have to chase me this time.